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>> I like him though. I mean, as a kid,
I talked to him a little on the green room

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and then I thought he
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>> He's funny. Matt's funny. Matt
Riff is very funny. The [__] going on?

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>> I don't get [__] crowd work. I mean,
I >> It's not my thing, but I get it. You

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know, it's a it's a tough skill.
Some people are really good at it.

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>> I guess they are.
But I won't let my opening act do it.

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>> Oh, it it becomes a problem >>
because then they feel like they can

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talk to me, which they cannot.

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>> Yes. >> Because I just I always looked
at it as a time killer back when I had 41

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minutes, but I was supposed to do 45
minutes. And I'm like, I got to talk to

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these [__] hay seeds [laughter] for 4

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minutes and get this thing wrapped up.

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But once I had the jokes,
you know, I just do the [__] jokes.

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>> Yeah. I mean, I don't knock it.
It's cool. It's a different thing. It's a

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different thing. It's It's relies on a
very strong improvisational muscle cuz

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like you're under the gun to come up
with something funny to say, but it is

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always funnier cuz it's under
the gun than it would be in a normal

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circumstance.
Like the things that you're saying,

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>> you can never use it again. I mean I
mean you can use the skill all the time.

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I mean I guess some people
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>> Ingram's really good at it.
Rick Ingram.

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He's got a lot of like built-in stuff
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because he does it so often. >> Oh yeah.
Kind of blend the two together.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. He seamlessly integrates
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at it. >> J Big Jay Big
Jay Okerson. He's really

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good at it. He's really good at it cuz
he knows how to hold a moment. Yeah.

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>> He could He knows how to hold like
when someone says something ridiculous. He

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knows how to pause. He knows how
to like He's got great storytelling.

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>> Yeah. He's a nice guy, too. But he
he's a great guy, but he also is a great

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comic. Like he just does funny standup
comedy on top of that. So it's like,

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yeah, the the crowd work is nice, but it's
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some people that's their whole thing.

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>> Well, I hear these young comics at the
club, I got to work on my crowd work. I

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got to work on my crowd work.
And I'm like, well, you don't. But

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>> you see Pat O'Neal's joke about that?
I don't want to give it up on the air, but

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it's really hilarious. He's funny, man.

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That guy's a [__]
that guy's a joke machine.

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>> Pat O'Neal. I think Pat is uh you know
I had him on my show too right after I saw

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him on Kill Tony. >> So funny.

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>> And uh you know that's it's amazing.

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Kill Tony. What was the kid's name
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>> Oh, you weren't you
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night? I was there Monday night.
The young kid he's uh from Alabama. Do you

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know who I'm talking about?
>> You know he just got the golden ticket

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and told Tony this >> when I was hosting
and you were there that night.

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>> Yeah. Let me text Tony. I'll find out.

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>> Find out. It might not
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>> I just don't know his name.

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>> [__] the kid's hilarious. He works
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know, was living in Alabama.
Decided to take a chance.

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>> Brent Reed. >> Brent Reed. >> Yeah,
Brent Reed. He's opening for me tonight.

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>> Funny [__] dude. And he was saying,
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like you said after you saw him on Kill
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me. And he was like, "Holy [__] [__] man."
He had called his dad. He's like,

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[laughter] >> I'm [__]
opening for Ron White.

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was giving him [__]
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>> Standup, uh, I have,
you know, standup's

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not as funny as it used to be to me.

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It's very, very rare that I'll sit and
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loud if I'm up on the balcony. Uh, but

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that that kid cracked me up
and uh, >> he's very good,

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>> great writing.
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already knew who he was. I mean, they
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one of the biggest comics in the
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>> he'd actually I thought that too, but
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>> and he talked about that >> about
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He'd been living in Austin. He's way
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he was like super honest about it. We're
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we were just talking about. He's like,
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together, man. I had to figure out what
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I did, I kind of froze.
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>> and this time he had to follow that
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also got a golden ticket, >> right?
Two in a row. That guy was funny.

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Have we seen him since? I haven't seen
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[__] talented, too. He was very funny.
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a golden ticket? That >> he had
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Give me a second. Sorry. >> Yeah, it
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I don't remember. I don't even

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>> So I just got back
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uh Verona and Zerat, Switzerland. And

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>> damn, dude. >> [__] 20 21 days.

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>> Wow. >> Of just pure
relaxation. And I got to

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tell you, I dug every goddamn minute of

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it. It was 107° here in Texas. It was Oh,
the high today is 62. Yeah, that guy

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right there. >> What is his name?

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>> [__] was right here.
>> Chose French, I think.

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>> Yeah, I know. >> Francois something,
right? I think it's a fake name.

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>> See if he says it here. Sorry.

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>> Fine. I'll find it. Okay, tell me what
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So, he super funny in the interview,
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Just a funny dude. >> Right.
>> So, two golden tickets in a row. But

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anyway, that guy killed so hard that

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when the other guy came on after him,
it's like, holy [__] Like, you you got

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a tough spot here and he murdered.

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>> And he murdered right on top of it.

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>> Yeah. >> So, when he
when he opened for me, there

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were still a couple of jokes that didn't
work. I mean, it wasn't like playing a

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Kill Tony crowd. That's right.
That's was a different a little different

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crowd. >> And so, uh,
but he he got his footing

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back and, uh, you know, and and, uh, and

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it Dedric, the the other guy, the

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>> Yeah. [__] hilarious guy. I think he's

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>> one of the best around, you know, just
his demeanor on stage. And I'm He's on

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the show tonight, too.
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didn't like leave Atlanta. He was stuck
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and he couldn't make it happen. And then
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and boom. >> It's just
such a great opportunity if

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you're ready for it. If you're not,
it's just another passing moment. And the

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crowds love it, too.
I mean, they the crowds get it.

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>> But if if you're not ready,
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>> Steve Francois. >> Franis. Yeah.

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>> The comedy seller.
I think he has that added.

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>> That's what he calls
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seller. Like S E L L E R. Unlike the club.
That's right. That was his crazy

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name, >> the comedy seller.
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Uh yeah, I mean it's the greatest thing
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in terms of like having a real platform
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the road for seven, eight, nine,
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starting to feel like a real comic. And

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you got one banger on Kill Tony. Boom.

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Next thing you know, you show up like
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Matty. Ari Matty goes on stage.
They go [__] bananas now.

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>> Yeah, they do. >> William
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Black Keys asked me to bring William
Montgomery to the club cuz I was going

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up that night and they were coming
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Montgomery coming?" I I'll make sure
he comes. [laughter] I called him up.

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>> [__] man. It's it's so much fun, you

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know, and and I even though I enjoyed it

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when I first saw it out in LA,

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>> I did not see I did not have the vision
that Tony has, you know, that of what it

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could be someday. I just thought it
was a great idea and I didn't know if it

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would ever go anywhere. But good God, I

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told him maybe like four or five years
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doing this." I go, "This is going to be
one of the biggest shows in comedy." I

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go, "This is so unique and so huge
and so different and the way you host and

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the way you do it is different than the
way anybody else would do it." It's like,

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>> and nobody else could do it. I mean,

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it's all him. It's it's he really is.

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It's pure genius this the show is.

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>> He's a genius host.
Like, people hate on

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that guy. You have no idea how talented
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he has off the bat like that.
>> Oh, I have an idea.

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>> Second to none.
[clears throat] >> No, >> second to none.

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>> Second to none. >> It's incred.
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long he's like, "Really? You think so?"

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I go, "Do not ever stop doing this show.

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>> [__] And it is too. >> And now it sells
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>> Two nights in a row. Yeah.
Well, wish I could do that. [laughter]

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>> It's amazing. I love it. I'm so happy
for him. And it's so cool to watch. And

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it's such a positive karma show because

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all the comics that leave that show and

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they take off like, you know, it's just

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watching Camp Patterson on SNL, watching
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>> I love it, man. I love it
when somebody hits it, you know.

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>> Well, it's great for all of us.

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>> It is. >> It's great
for the club. It's great for

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the the young people coming up to see
that it's possible, that someone else

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can make it there. It's like it's
the new like Hollywood you got a sitcom

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thing. You know what I mean? It's like
very similar because back in those days

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like when one of your friends got
a sitcom you're like holy [__] Mike got

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cast on [__] Bob's cousin whatever

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the [__] it is some stupid ass sitcom
and everybody was like wow maybe I can

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make it too that this is the new version
of that. you're seeing guys actually but

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I my that's all I've ever done is

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standup comedy and so that's kind of a a

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weird career you know not to be able to

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bounce to here off of anything
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>> standup comedy is a weird career
period cuz you know everyone's like

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psychologically fragile >> right
and then you're going through

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these ups and downs and you're trying
to sell tickets and you're trying to be

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relevant and >>
and something's got to happen.

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>> Something's got to happen,
>> right? I mean, there's got to be a

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catalyst, right? And for me, it was all,
you know, the bluecollar comedy tour,

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which now people don't even remember
what that is, but at one time it was a

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big deal, you know, and it it uh >> I
think most people my age remember it.

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Most people are also shocked that there's
not another one. Some other guys

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haven't figured out how to do something
like that. Like take that level of

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comics, like four of them,
put them together and go on tour.

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>> Right. Well, you know, with the killers
that kill Tony, it's kind of like that,

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you know, the group of some guys that now

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>> not as big as, you know, Foxworthy and
Foxworthy was the only real star of that

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show when it started. You know, he was he
was willing to share a stage with me

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and and uh that's, you know, that that
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been doing stand up for 14 years and I've
been h headlining comedy clubs for

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11 of them. >> That's the thing,
right? It's there's no

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substitute for the time in. And there's
so many guys that are like right about

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to crack. You know, that's where Kill
Tony really comes along. Guys that have

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really put that time in,
really been on the road. Yeah.

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>> If you're prepared for the opportunity,
then that's the best thing out there for

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you. >> And if you're not, then it
was just another [__] day at the park, you

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know? No big deal. Then you have to figure
out what the [__] you're going to

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do with your life. >> Yeah.
[laughter] Good luck.

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>> Because you bomb
on Kill Tony and you're

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an Uber Eats driver
and you're like, "Oh no, man.

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>> What is my life now?" >> Yeah.
I'm, you know, I'm I'm glad that I

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didn't really get weird exposure early
and that's the worst thing that could

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happen is you win a contest or something
and you don't have the show to back it

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up with, but all of a sudden you can
sell tickets and that's just a a death

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spiral is what that is.

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>> Yeah. That could do you in.

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It's all there's a such a dance of like
what works and what doesn't work. Guys

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trying to find their voice on stage and
trying to write and trying to figure out

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what to do and then also might have
a drinking problem. Also might do cocaine,

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[laughter] >> right? >> Also
might have owe the IRS $50,000. You

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know, they're like some of these guys
are so [__] up, but like they're some

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of our favorite artists. >> Yeah.

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>> And when they crack
through and then all

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of a sudden become comfortable and make
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>> Yeah. Yeah,
it was always neat at the at

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the comedy store cuz all the comics park
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when something happened cuz it's either
shitty cars or great cars. There was no

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medium cars out there. You were either
broke or you had cash. And if you had

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cash, you had a new car. >> I know.
There would be times you go back

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there. It was like Mercedes,
Ferrari, Porsche, Corvette,

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>> right? Vega. [laughter] >> Well,
there was always a lot of people

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that I always tried to talk Mark Marin
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do it. him and Ari like I had a M3 once.

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I'm like, "Mark, this is a sensible car.

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This is not too crazy. It's not too Look

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at me." I go, "It's so fun to drive." I

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go, "Dude, it makes driving a ride. You
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it handles, the way it accelerates,
the braking, carbon fiber brakes.

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>> It's got carbon ceramic brakes, man.

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It's [__] incredible. It's It's on rails,
this thing." I was like, he goes,

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"How much is it?" like we're going back
and forth. You just couldn't be that

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ostentatious, you know, I've got a lot
of money guy. Even when you had a lot of

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money, I'm like, what's the point?

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>> I was the same way when I first started
making money because I just assumed it

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was all going to end, right? So, which

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it does normally. And uh and so I was

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like, [__] man. I I I just got to be
ready for when this I got to make as

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much money as I can and work as hard
as I can before this whole thing comes

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tumbling [__] down. >> Wow.
>> And it never [__] did. So now then I

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was like, "Oh, somebody's got to put
a stop to this." And uh and then I I tried

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to quit for a little while,
but [__] it's just too much fun.

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>> I spent every penny
I had for years. I I

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I didn't give a [__] Even when I was
on TV, I was living like a baller. I was

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just spending all my money.
I didn't save anything. [laughter]

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I'm like, if it doesn't go, if it goes
out, I'm not living normal now so I

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could live normal forever. I'll figure
out a way to live normal. Like right now

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I'm on [__] television. Like give me
[laughter] a car. Let's go. I want to

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buy a house. >> I was like,
"Look, if if I go bankrupt."

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I've had my car repossessed before. I've
been broke before. Like, okay, I'll be

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broke again. But right now, I'm not broke.
So, I'm going to live like I'm not broke.

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>> Yeah. I was living like I wasn't
broke this uh past 3 weeks in Switzerland.

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>> That's a nice way to live, man. But I
don't think you could do it forever. I

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think that's the thing. Like, you have
to work as hard as you do. Like, you're

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always touring. You're always working
on your material. You're always riding.

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You're always doing sets. You're at the
club all the time. You're always banging

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it out. So for you, you've earned that.

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Like when you kick back and you got
a [__] panina colado, you don't drink

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anymore, but you're sitting back with
whatever you're doing, just taking in

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that sun. Not a damn thing to do.
People are feeding you food.

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>> Yeah. >> The the the
work's already been done.

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[sighs] >> Yeah. >> But you
have to earn that. If you just

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do that, that's not good on its own.

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That's it. People look to that thing
as if it's like Jordan Peterson's talked

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about that before like [snorts] that
people imagine their retirement sitting

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on a beach drinking margaritas. Like how
many margaritas can you drink? How long

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can you sit on that beach
before now you're depressed?

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>> Or even if it's a even if it's
you you bought a yacht, >> right?

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>> How long can you sit on that?

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>> That's crazy.
>> Uh before you're bored out of your

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skull. And uh but yeah, I'm you know

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it's it's almost 70 years old. I you

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know, [__] yeah. I I deserve all
the I get to do whatever I want. So

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>> yeah, you get to do whatever you
want and but again like 20 days is good.

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>> Have you ever been
to back to work? I have not.

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>> [__] It's so gorgeous.
And it's not even that.

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>> It's the the infrastructure of it. And
you know, we're 40 trillion in debt. We

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don't have a high-speed train to anywhere.
Where's our [__] You know,

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and but [clears throat] you
can get to the top of almost any

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mountain there at 70 years old.
You'll get take a train to here, a [__]

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augur, cut through a mountain here, then
a gondola over there, and then over the

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top. You can actually go to [__]

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Italy on gondelas from Switzerland
and have dinner and come back. It was

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[__] gorgeous. The only thing I
didn't like was pay toilets and uh

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because I didn't have you have
to have a dollar in Fris Swiss Franks

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>> to take a [__] >> to take
a [__] And I'm like, that's

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discrimination. It's like, why is it

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discrimination? Only people with a

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dollar can [__] here. And then if and it

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wouldn't take a euro and it wouldn't
take American money. But then I found

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out, oh, you can use a credit card.
So I have to borrow money to [__]

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>> Make payments. Pay a dollar.

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>> A dollar to [__] >> Yeah.
But if you don't have one of those

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dollars, you got to get your credit
card out and swipe it on this.

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>> I guess after a while,
everybody adjusts

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and you just keep a dollar with you if
you're going to go out in case you have

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to [__] And that way at least you
keep the riff raff out of the toilets.

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>> Yeah. Well, they got a riff raff
got to [__] somewhere. You know,

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>> do you want them [__] on the street?

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>> And I was I was about to [__] on the
floor if I couldn't find a way in. And

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finally, it's another guy
behind me a credit card work. So,

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>> you should be able to do Apple Pay.

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>> Yeah. Straight through
to the [__] >> Yeah. Can't you?

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>> But uh but I loved it. I had so
much fun. Lake Como was so beautiful.

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>> Well, you know,
Switzerland has famously

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been neutral, right? That's Switzerland.

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And a lot of banks, a lot of banks go
over there, right? They got a lot of

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money and they don't
spend any of it on war.

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>> Yeah. They don't spend a dime of it
on war. And I I was asking, you know, it

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was kind of interesting because um I I

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went to to to France almost exactly a

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year before >> and I got
kicked off that u yeah cruise

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ship, the little Viking cruise. Did I
ever tell you that story about kicked

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off on that [__] thing?
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next day on Peacock. I knew it was going
to be a problem when I saw the boat,

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right? Cuz I got weed and gummies and
[__] and I'm like, I don't know if this

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is going to work or not, but I'll just
see what I can get away with, right? And

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then and then I'll deny it and then
do something different. You know, we we

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park the boat every day. I can just get
off the boat and smoke. I don't really

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care. And the [__] people came down

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on me so hard at the Viking cruises. And

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uh the the captain of the ship

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confronted me in front of a bunch of

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people really loud and aggressive
and called me a liar. And uh

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>> Were you lying? >> No,
I was smoking pot out on my deck and

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which is where the the first guy came
in and said, "Hey, listen. you can't smoke

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pot in your room, but if you want
to smoke pot on your deck, well, that's

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what I'd been doing, but I hadn't been
real careful about keeping the [snorts]

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door shut. And this was the the hotel
manager guy, not the captain of the

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ship. And he was the nicest guy ever.

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Uh, and he meant me no harm.
Just figure this out, you know. And

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>> well, the next day we were parked
right at the dock and the dock was right

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there, right off my balcony. And I'm
sitting there in a cloud in a puff going

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anywhere and he calls and says, "Hey,
the captain wants to talk to you." And

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I'm like, "Do I know what it's about?"

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And he goes, "Yeah, you know." And I'm
like, "All right." And uh they came in

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just in the hallway, just dressed me down.
And he said, "Uh" I said, "No, I

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was smoking pot where that guy told
me to." And pointed right at the other

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dude. And he goes, "I think you were
smoking pot in your in your bathroom."

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And he got in the ventilation system.
I You just made that [__] up, dude. You

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just called me a liar. I'm one of your
customers. I bought a suite on this

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goddamn thing. And he said, "You listen
to me." And and and at the end of it, he

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goes, "Well, listen. If you want to smoke
pot on the top deck, maybe I could

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look the other way."
Why didn't you open with that?

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>> Yeah. >> Instead of jumping my [__]
ass. And >> how illegal is pot over there?

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>> Oh, you know, I was in the wrong.
You know, it's probably illegal, but

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>> But I mean, how illegal? >> No,
not really. I mean, you can still

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buy Paris. You can go to You can get
a [__] card and go in and buy weed.

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Okay. And then >> Well,
that's silly, man. God, the whole

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thing's so silly that that's still
an issue. I get the whole smoking pot

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publicly. It is gross, especially to
non-smokers and people with families who

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>> get how strong the smell is.

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>> Yeah, it's strong. I get that. I

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understand that. That makes sense to me.

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But the laws against it are just stupid.

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They're just [__] stupid. >> Speaking of
felonies, >> you can't do that on the air,

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>> huh? I'm not. It's a cigar.

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>> Oh, okay.
You can smoke that on the air.

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>> I brought you one, too.
>> Oh, thank you. Let's go. It's uh

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actually I can't tell you where it's from.

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>> Uhoh. >> Because uh that's
a felony, too. But >> why? Huh?

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>> Oh, is this from that other country?

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>> That some foreign country.
I actually bought it in

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>> I think those are legal to have.

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>> No, they're not. >> I think
Cuban cigars are legal to have.

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And that's not what we're talking about
cuz these definitely wouldn't be Cuban

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cigars. But I think Cuban
cigars are legal to have.

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>> Oh, >> I think you're
allowed to have a certain

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amount of them now where it used to be
there was an embargo to all trade to

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Cuba. And I think there's a limited amount
of Cuban cigars you're allowed to possess.

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>> Let's look that up.
I don't think that's right.

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>> I don't believe that's the case.
Do you need a lighter, sir?

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>> There you go. >> Thank you very much.

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>> Ron White, ladies and gentlemen. What a

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gentleman. Boy, this smells
like South of Florida.

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>> For this is tough.
Damn, these are legit.

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>> Damn, this is a real thing, Ron White.

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Yeah, it is. >> There's like a loophole.

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>> Isn't it weird? There's a loophole.

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Yeah. >> Isn't it weird
how like some countries

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are just way better at at certain [__]
Can you buy Cuban cigars at a US shop?

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No. >> No. >> Can you order Cuban
cigars online for delivery to the US? No.

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>> Yeah, you can. >> Uh,
smoke a Cuban cigar while abroad

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where the law permits it. Generally,

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yes, but do not bring it back. What?

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That's crazy. Imagine they're telling

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you whether or not you can smoke
a Cuban cigar if you're in England,

415
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,357
>> right? >> I used to get
them from England. I had a

416
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,197
dude in England that would send them
to me. This is way back in the D. And he

417
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,397
would send me a box of them with no
bands on them. And then he would send me

418
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,317
a separate bag with all
the bands in it in an envelope.

419
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,917
>> You notice these
don't have bands on them.

420
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,877
>> That's the thing. Yeah. But there's
so many fake ones. No, that's the most uh

421
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:24,237
the most counterfeited thing
in the world is uh Cohiba cigars.

422
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,597
>> Um >> look at this.
Says for a period ending

423
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,237
September 2020, travelers could bring

424
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,877
limited Cuban cigars back for personal
use. That exemption was removed.

425
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,357
Exception was removed. Current CBP
guidance says people subject to US

426
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,197
jurisdiction may acquire Cuban goods
while outside the United States in

427
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:48,397
certain circumstances but may not import
Cuban origin tobacco products into the

428
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,477
country. Well, thank
God these aren't Cuban.

429
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,557
>> Yeah, thank God. Well, I bought them
in Switzerland, so I assume they're Swiss.

430
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,757
>> They must be. >> They must be.

431
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,997
>> They're really good at everything
over there, including cheese.

432
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,397
>> Well, they're good at cigars. That's
Zeno David off Swiss from Switzerland.

433
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,277
>> Oh, really? >> Yeah.
>> Where do they get their tobacco? Mhm.

434
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:09,117
Well, he was he was he was rolling cigars.
He was making cigars in Cuba,

435
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,397
but he smelled the whole thing coming
before everybody else did. Moved to

436
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,677
Dominican Republic. And before he did
that, he moved seeds over there, started

437
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,317
plantations, moved his rollers over there.

438
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,957
>> So really, when that all went down, the
only really good cigar you could get was

439
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,477
uh David off. >> It's kind
of crazy how the Cubans really

440
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,557
are so much better. There's like
a level They're a level above.

441
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,397
>> They're a level above. And one of it is
the Rollers. Uh, you know, they just had

442
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,517
generational rollers and they have these
big rolling rooms for somebody to sit up

443
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,557
in the front of the the thing and read
them books and they just sit there and

444
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,397
roll these beautiful [__] classic

445
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:47,677
cigars that smoke gorgeous and taste
gorgeous. Well, if you don't have that,

446
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,717
there have been companies that have
bought other cigar companies just to get

447
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,557
their rollers and then discontinue
the line all together. Now, I need these

448
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,277
guys twisting up some [__]
>> Yeah, you need the Wizards.

449
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,677
>> Yeah. There was a place in Miami where

450
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,077
we used to go to uh when we would do uh

451
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,877
the Miami improv and you could go and

452
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,197
watch these people who were used to be

453
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,277
in Cuba and now they're in Miami rolling

454
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:14,317
cigars. Watch them do it, cut it,
roll it out and they'd sell you the cigars

455
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,677
right there and it's like incredible.

456
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,717
You watch them do it >>
and that is pure contraband too, you

457
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,397
know, because they're bring that that
tobacco is coming from somewhere and

458
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,357
>> I don't know where they're getting it.

459
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,957
They didn't I don't know if they even
said I don't remember. a long time ago.

460
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,997
But you know, you you can get great

461
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,317
cigars from Nicaragua, great cigars
from Dominican Republic, but there is a

462
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,837
difference. >> Yeah, there's a difference.

463
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,597
>> It's crazy. You know, it's a really
small area, too, where they grow the

464
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,237
>> tiny place. And actually, you can still

465
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,477
buy pre-imbargo Cuban cigars in America.

466
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,477
>> So, if it was rolled and brought into
the country before the embargo, they're

467
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,317
legal. And there's a market for them
and they're expensive. pre-imargo Cuban

468
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,437
cigars because >> all these
really well they have to have

469
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,997
been kept the whole time in humidors.

470
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,917
>> Whoa. >> Uh but these
big rich guys that you know

471
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,077
cigars were a penny and then Cuban
cigars came available and they were a

472
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,237
nickel. Nobody going to pay a nickel.

473
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,317
You know this 120 years ago and uh but

474
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,517
it turns out they did pay a nickel
and they were just that much better. And

475
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,637
then those guys when they heard about
that embargo, they bought everything

476
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,637
there was and built these huge humidors.

477
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:26,877
And when they died, >> those things
went on the market, you know, and

478
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,557
>> Oh, wow. >> I I stayed
at the Fairmont Hotel in San

479
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,437
Francisco and they have a Cuban cigar

480
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,957
outlet in that hotel. So I bought one

481
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,437
because it was like $200 and I'm like,
>> so it's like a 1960 cigar,

482
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,517
>> 62 or something like that. >> Crazy.
See if you can find those online.

483
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,477
Are those available online?
I'm sure they are.

484
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,877
>> That's a crazy thing.
>> Pre-imargo Cubans.

485
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,277
>> You know what JFK or RF? Yeah. JFK
rather. JFK did that before he made the

486
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,357
embargo. He bought a shitload of cigars,
brought them back. You [__]

487
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,957
>> Yeah. And he knew what he was doing.

488
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,477
>> You [__] >> He knew what he was doing.

489
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:07,037
>> You [__] >> Yeah. >> You did
that and then you made them illegal.

490
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:11,597
>> Yeah. What's up?
>> It's It's I had to click I was 18 plus

491
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,917
on Reddit to look at a picture of them.

492
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,997
It says it's NSFW content
and it's just pictures of cigars.

493
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,437
>> Why is that not safe for work?

494
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,437
>> I have no idea. Look, like the whole

495
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:27,197
cigar thing is all NSFW.
>> Pre-mbargo 1962. Are those for sale or

496
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,877
they're just photos?
>> I was just finding a photo. I thought

497
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,357
that was super strange. I didn't
even get >> That is super strange.

498
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,677
>> It's on eBay. I probably can't
find them on eBay, I bet. But

499
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,517
>> it's porn for cigar people, >> right?
They just want to stare at them.

500
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,277
>> I felt it move. [laughter]

501
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,077
What is it about men who love collecting

502
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,037
things that are hard to get?

503
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,757
>> Well, I think that uh once you
have money and then you you you all the

504
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,397
things you thought you wanted, you get
those and then you want something you

505
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:59,197
can't have. >> This is not too bad.
This is one that's 300 bucks >> for

506
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,357
>> for one cigar. >> A bundle of 25.

507
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,757
>> What? Really?
>> I think it's a bundle of 25.

508
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,517
>> That's ridiculous. That's very cheap.

509
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,757
That's cheap for any Cuban cigar.
[__] Wow. That can't be possible.

510
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,477
>> No, I paid more than that
for >> these guys are [__] you.

511
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,237
>> Probably fake. This is how you get This
is how you stumble across fake sneakers

512
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,797
really quickly.
>> Brian Jordans. You think

513
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,757
>> Look at Look at the reviews.
You think it's real? It's all four stars.

514
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,157
>> I just say if you guys are already
saying the price isn't right. This is

515
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,637
some fake [__] >> I don't know.
Ron would be the one to

516
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,477
know. I have no I didn't even know about
this till 20 minutes ago. Maybe it's real.

517
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,957
>> This is how people I'm
telling you fake Jordans.

518
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,917
>> Jamie, let's order a box.
I can't imagine that.

519
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,837
>> Order a box, please. Add a cart.

520
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,597
>> Who's going to smoke
it first and test it?

521
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,997
>> I will. I will. Ron and I will.
We'll bring it to the club.

522
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,077
>> Um, >> just pause that.
Just put that aside.

523
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,357
Send it to me. I'll order a box. We'll
see what's up. [snorts] >> All right.

524
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,437
>> See if Long as we don't get in trouble.

525
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,477
That's totally legal. >> Yeah,
totally legal. If it's pre-imb say

526
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,797
that in the other thing.
It didn't say pre-imbargo.

527
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,557
>> First, here's a review. First five
pack I bought was not good. Every single

528
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,877
cigar was plugged and didn't have
a smooth and easy draw. Not just from this

529
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,037
particular cigar,
but Kamacho as a whole. Yeah.

530
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,957
>> And he still gave him four stars.

531
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,597
>> However, the handwritten thank you card

532
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:20,157
I received I never forgot and gave
Cigar City a second chance to the latest

533
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,837
five-pack I bought was well worth
the price. It's a sad day when the Cuba

534
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,997
Tobacco bundlers for this cigar are
all used up. This may be my number one

535
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,317
favorite cigar, hands down.
The transition between each third is

536
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,677
absolutely incredible. So, the first
five pack sucked and the second five

537
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,077
pack was insane. >> Interesting.

538
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,117
>> Huh. >> Well, they're cheap.
So, >> maybe maybe they have

539
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:46,717
>> they have 10 reviews total.
Five seven or fives and three or fours.

540
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,317
>> I'm just saying.
>> Eight. >> All right.

541
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,477
>> Take a swing at five cigars. [__] it.

542
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,917
>> You can handle it. >> Yeah, we'll
we'll see what >> you get beat out of.

543
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,077
>> We'll be all right.
I bought dumber [__]

544
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,477
>> No, for sure.
How's that [__] Corvette you got, baby?

545
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,957
>> How's that thing? >> Somebody
wants to buy it from me. You know who?

546
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:12,317
>> Who? >> Uh Jay McGra.
>> Does he? Oh, >> yeah.

547
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,677
>> He can get one of those. He can get
one built. You don't want to sell yours.

548
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,277
Yours is yours. Yours is set up for you.

549
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,437
>> Yeah, that's my car. >> That thing's
beautiful, man. Yeah, you can't sell that.

550
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,037
>> That's You have to keep that. That's
Someday when you die, that that'll go on

551
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,317
auction. It'll be worth a fuckload of
money. That thing is beautiful. And it's

552
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,597
got a bar in the trunk. >> [laughter]
>> It doesn't have it anymore.

553
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,557
>> You took the >> I took it out.
So, because it didn't

554
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,197
have a top because I wanted that bar

555
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,677
>> for whatever [__] reason. Joe,

556
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,477
>> did you get Calvin in Austin? Did
they do the work on it? I think they did,

557
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,877
right? >> Yeah. >> Casey.
Yeah, he's the best.

558
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,797
>> They they they've
done some of the work.

559
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,317
Some of it was done in Atlanta. I mean,
the basic build was done in Atlanta, but

560
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,917
the setup on it was done
by Kurt Bush's race team. M

561
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,477
>> he was testing tires at his oval track
and he said, "Bring it out here." Cuz he

562
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,517
knew I was building it and he said,
"I'll I'll have a guy set it up for you."

563
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,157
>> Oh, that's awesome.
>> And uh so there's footage on the

564
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,797
internet of him driving at 170 mph on an

565
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:13,357
oval track and me going, "What the [__]
dude?" He's doing donuts in it. I'm

566
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,437
like, "GOD DAMN, I JUST HAD THAT [__]

567
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:20,637
PAINT JOB. [laughter] You
could drive it. Set it up."

568
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,317
And he said, "We need to drop that front

569
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:28,317
end uh an inch." And uh and I said,
"Well, yeah, but if we drop that front,

570
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,877
Ron, >> we need to drop
the front end an inch.

571
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,557
You don't need to ask questions."

572
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,477
>> I'm like, "Okay, drop front end an
inch, buddy. You know more about this [__]

573
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,517
than I do, don't you?" >> Those
guy I can't really drive. I can

574
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,717
drive. I mean, I've been around a track
a few times. I know how to drive, but

575
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,717
not like these guys know. They feel
things that you and I wouldn't feel.

576
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,517
They're like, "Oh, the left camber is off.
This is off. There's something

577
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,837
going. It's, you know, they have all,
you know, the under steer is off.

578
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,597
something. So, I don't like these tires.

579
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,677
Like, they feel it with their ass.

580
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,757
>> Yeah. Yeah.
And and they did a beautiful

581
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,437
[__] job on it. And it's so much fun
to drive. It scares me a little bit

582
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,477
because, you know, it's just got so much

583
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,397
power, you know, so light

584
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,357
>> and and nothing to it, but running over

585
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,157
running over 500 horsepower. I just had

586
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,637
fuel injection put on it because it
was running kind of rough early on, you

587
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,997
know, when I'd get it start,
it start cold, but now it just boom.

588
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,237
>> Yeah. Was it a carburetor setup
before that? Like, yeah, those stink, too.

589
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,997
>> The problem is they make your whole
car stink like gasoline. Like, those old I

590
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,717
used to like that. I used to like
>> I still like the smell of gas.

591
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,837
>> There's something about you getting an
old muscle car, you smell that gasoline.

592
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,557
Like, America. It's just
uh it's so a lot of it is

593
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,397
nostalgia, you know?
Nostalgia from the time when I

594
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,437
was when I was a kid,
muscle cars were the thing.

595
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,437
>> Well, mine's, you know, mine was born

596
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,877
the same year I was, 1956. So, so it's

597
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,437
been running, it's been around 70 years.

598
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,797
That car has just like me.
Still running just like me. So,

599
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,477
>> Right. But it's got all new parts.

600
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,437
>> Yeah. It's not the same. We got to work
on that with you. We [laughter] We could

601
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,837
have driven away what we didn't use.

602
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,157
>> Yeah. That's the same with mine, my 65.

603
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,397
There's nothing in that
other than the outside,

604
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,677
>> right? That's all mine is frame.
And I mean, everything

605
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,997
>> dashboard and some of that stuff.

606
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,077
everything else. You know, it's got a

607
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,197
Art Morrison chassis on it and coilover

608
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,397
springs and disc brakes and

609
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:29,677
supercharger. It's got an LS engine in it.
That thing is uh there's nothing

610
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,437
about that that's an old car.
>> That's a I got to tell you, that's that

611
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,197
yours is the prettiest Corvette I've seen.
And when I first saw that one, I

612
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,077
was like, man, I didn't think
anybody could beat me in the Corvette

613
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,637
department. But that >> that thing's
a dream boat. When I first

614
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,917
saw it, I was like, "Oh shit." When I
first saw it, it was a lot different. I

615
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,917
brought it to my friend Steve Stro. When

616
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,837
I first saw it, it had the grossest

617
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,357
interior. It had a It had cheap Corvette

618
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,557
bucket seats from like a maybe like a C4

619
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,477
Corvette or a C5. They were terrible

620
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,437
seats. And the interior sucked. And the

621
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,437
this the shifter sucked. And uh it was a

622
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,717
little underpowered. It didn't have
the uh supercharger in it. I brought it to

623
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,237
Steve's trope, but it did have
the chassis. And so we upgraded the

624
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,477
suspension and then he upgraded
everything else and re completely redid

625
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,797
the interior and put like really solid
bucket seats that grip you and yeah

626
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,957
wider tire and brake set up and we
got those cool wheels. Those wheels are

627
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,797
sick. >> Yeah, those
really set it off. Yeah.

628
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,957
>> Show a photo of that, Jamie. There's
a photo of me with Jay Leno when I did Jay

629
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,077
Leno's garage with it. The wheels are
controversial. People either love them

630
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,757
or they hate them. I [__] love them.

631
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:43,837
I think it just I wouldn't like them
on I don't think on many cars, but on that

632
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,237
car, it's like the perfect wheel for it.

633
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,437
>> What's that green car?
I saw you driving out last night.

634
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,037
>> Yeah, that's that's my other Corvette.

635
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,477
>> Oh, yeah. Look at that son
of [clears throat] a [__]

636
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,237
>> Look at that. Those wheels rule, dude.

637
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,797
>> Those are [__] bad ass wheels, man.

638
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,117
>> They rule for that car. That thing is

639
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,237
sick. So, that was all red. The stripe

640
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,477
was red. Steve Stro turned it black and >>
did the wheels and did everything. He

641
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,317
really tuned it in nice where it's
just dialed in. Yeah, that's badass.

642
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,477
>> It's so fun, man. That's me and Jay
tooling down. He's the only other guy

643
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,997
that's driven it other than me.

644
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,437
>> That thing's fun.
And again, it weighs nothing.

645
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:24,397
>> It's probably got 550 horsepower
now >> with the supercharger.

646
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,437
>> Yeah, I won't let anybody drive
mine, but I'll let you drive it.

647
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,517
>> All right. >> But, uh, >> let's go.
Well, you know, we're setting

648
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,917
up a studio at the track. >> A what?

649
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,957
>> We're setting up another
studio at the racetrack.

650
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,037
>> Oh, yeah. You told me about that.
like [__] at the races of a couple years

651
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,717
ago or whatever it was.

652
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,917
>> Uh sometime around like Novemberish,

653
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,557
we'll start doing podcasts out of there.

654
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,157
>> Hope to get it done right around
the time Formula 1 is in town. That'd be

655
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,997
fun. So I can get some drivers
on and do some podcasts from there.

656
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,877
>> But uh so we'll be able

657
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:01,277
to some of them both places. So we'll
be able to go around the track, take guys

658
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,997
around the track, take people that have
never been around the track. And I what

659
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,517
I want to do is like bring in car
companies like so you know Mustang has

660
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,477
this new dark horse Mustang crazy 600

661
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,957
horsepower crazy Mustang like let's let
people drive it. You want to sell some

662
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,117
Mustangs? Let these guys drive it just
for funsies. We'll take some pictures

663
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,677
and then we'll do a podcast. Talk some
[__] you know, with whatever musicians,

664
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,277
comics people. >> Yeah. >> And then,
you know, have fun on the racetrack.

665
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,637
>> Yeah. We see a ton of those guys out
of Driftwood out of my golf course. A lot

666
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:34,557
of those guys are golfers and they all
go out there [clears throat] and uh and

667
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,997
play golf whenever they're in town.

668
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,997
>> Oh, I'm sure. Race car driving
and golfing. I I you know, I really wish I

669
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,277
could get into golf and I probably will
someday. I probably will. I'll probably

670
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,277
be forced into it.
>> It's a lot like lot like lot like lot

671
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:45,917
like lot like lot like lot like lot like
lot like lot like lot like lot like like

672
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,157
shooting a bow >> in that.
>> Don't Don't tell me that cuz then I'll

673
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,357
then I can't do it.

674
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,797
>> Yeah. I mean in that in that you never

675
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,957
do the exact same thing twice. you know,
there's the shots going to be either

676
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,317
further or shorter or the wind's going
to be coming from some other way or

677
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:07,037
whatever. So, you're it's you really
have to and the the big difference is

678
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:11,037
when you [__] a bow or whatever you call
it, uh that's where all the power is,

679
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,157
right? It's all it's it's already
in there. It's built in. You don't have to

680
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,077
generate it now, >> right?
>> You just aim it. But golf, you have to

681
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,557
generate all the power with your body.

682
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,197
Yeah. And which is hard to learn how to

683
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,597
do. Well, I watch Jamie. I watch Jamie
do it all the time. You ever seen Jamie

684
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,877
whack a ball? >> That [__]
dude can get some distance.

685
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,877
Jamie can Jamie can whack a ball.

686
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,037
>> Jamie, you want to come out
to Driftwood and play golf with me?

687
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,397
>> I'd love to play at Driftwood.

688
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,757
>> Huh? >> Driftwood's a great place.
I'd love to play there anytime. [laughter]

689
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,117
>> Well, I'll take you out there.

690
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,237
>> You got the dude can
What's your furthest drive?

691
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,397
>> Oh, I mean it does. It's all dependent,
but I've hit it over 300 yards, which

692
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,077
isn't that important as Ron would know.

693
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,677
It's all about what hole you're hitting
it on and is it like, you know, is it

694
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,357
worth it hitting the 300
yards in that hole?

695
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,397
>> Yeah. How far can you drive a ball?

696
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,037
>> Uh, you know,
I hit the ball I 235, 240,

697
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,757
something like that. But, you know, if I

698
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,157
really get into one, I catch the sweet
spot, you know, maybe 255, which is

699
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,717
nothing compared to 300. But you find a

700
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:17,197
70-year-old dude that can do it, then uh
>> What is like an elite golfer? Like the

701
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,597
best driver? What how far are they? I'd

702
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,597
be Rory Mroy probably at about 325

703
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,997
average. Uh, so 100 yards.
They hit the ball 100

704
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,917
yards further than me. I played with uh
>> Jamie, you're only 25 yards off of some

705
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,837
of the best golfers. >> No, no, no.
That's not how I would even word it.

706
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,357
>> You're in the middle of the fairway.

707
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,237
>> You're saying like how far have I
ever hit it, which is what I'm answering.

708
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,677
It's not how far do I hit it, which
is like your average. Would you take out

709
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,597
your top your tops? Take out your lows.

710
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,117
I see what you're saying.
>> What's your average?

711
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,717
>> Well, that's very humble of you. Well,

712
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:54,717
I'd be bragging my ass off 300 yards,
[__] I'm on a shirt made it [__]

713
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,637
hat. >> I'm on their ass.
>> I'm going to hit 320. Have you seen

714
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,157
those guys that go to those driving

715
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,117
ranges and they have these crazy swings

716
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,677
where like they like completely spin and

717
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,717
then rotate their body. They do almost
like do a 180 and then smash it. And

718
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,317
>> those guys is it's got
to be way over 300 yards.

719
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,397
>> They're sometimes
500 yards in some cases.

720
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,677
>> That's crazy. They're using specialized
equipment. They're playing in a

721
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,757
specialized place. >> Yeah. But they
still can't play the game of golf.

722
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,517
>> Right. >> That's different.
Right. Right.

723
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,237
>> Or usually. I mean, they usually
they'll make might maybe be a two or three

724
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,557
handicap. They'll be
decent at golf, >> right?

725
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,357
>> But they but the the elite guys, they
can't they can't touch them in the game,

726
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,597
you know. >> Yeah.
There's a there's a similarity in

727
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,197
pool and that's the break shot.

728
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,117
>> This guy's the current >> 579y.

729
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,877
>> Jesus, Kyle. >> Yeah. That's insane.

730
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,387
>> He's swinging really hard.
>> [__] half a mile, isn't it?

731
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:53,037
[laughter] >> It is.
>> This isn't even like [screaming]

732
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,597
>> 425. This is on a course.
He's probably got a 31.

733
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,437
>> Oh my god. He's a big dude.

734
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,157
>> He's also playing out. And he's getting
a little bit of help with elevation out

735
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,877
there. You can tell he's out
in the mountains, >> right?

736
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,197
>> A little Wow. >> A little help.
But that's what you want.

737
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,837
You want to hit it on the green.
That's kind of what's way more important.

738
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,837
>> 410 yards if you can do that.

739
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,477
>> That's bonkers. That's bonk. Wait
till some of those like super athlete NFL

740
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,597
players get involved in golf.
>> LeBron's got involved recently.

741
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,717
>> Oh god. >> And he started
a YouTube channel, but

742
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,277
his uh he obviously doesn't have a ton
of time to play. He's busy, but his

743
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,157
growth in the year he's
played is pretty remarkable.

744
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,157
>> Of course, he's he's a super athlete.

745
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,517
Same with Justin Gate. >> Yeah.
I mean, he's he's really good to

746
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,797
start, but he's played forever.

747
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,557
>> Justin? >> Yeah.
He's I think Didn't he say he took

748
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,437
six months off or three months off
and played every single day? Well, what

749
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,477
happened was when he got uh hurt
in the Max Hawway fight. Yeah.

750
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,717
>> He did he didn't do nothing for like
a long time and he just let his body heal,

751
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:51,037
let his brain heal and he played golf
every day for like a year. And DC was

752
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:55,677
saying like, "Dude, he got so [__] good."
Like, and but of course, he's an

753
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,397
athlete. >> Like,
if you're a world champion MMA

754
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,637
fighter, you can kind of do anything if
you set your mind to it. He could play

755
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,517
golf. He could he could skateboard.
He could do whatever the [__] you want.

756
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,197
Because those guys also are
ridiculously flexible, right?

757
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,997
>> He's not that flexible.
He's loose though.

758
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,037
>> That's kind of matter. That's what
matters more. I mean, I went to stretch

759
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,957
zone today, you know? That's where I go
to >> You go to stretch zone. Do you go to

760
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,477
someone stretches you?
>> It's the best thing [laughter] in the

761
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:27,917
world, man. It's It's kind of resistant
stretching, which it takes an hour

762
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,797
>> and they just have you on a table
and they're just bending you around. And

763
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:35,437
boy, you can play some golf when you get
off of that. Nothing frees up your lower

764
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,157
back. You got to be able to >>
How many people are doing it?

765
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,477
>> Just one person. >> One guy
just holding you down and twisting.

766
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,077
>> They've also got
straps where they strap

767
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,637
you to the table so they I
mean they can do things to you

768
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,677
>> that you can't do to yourself.

769
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,077
>> You can't you you just can't
get that kind of stretch in.

770
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,157
>> Interesting. >> And I I
I [__] love the place. And it

771
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,637
seems like And it's never busy. And it

772
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:59,277
seems like that uh that cuz every there
tons of old guys out there playing golf.

773
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,917
Every one of them should be on that table
and it it do it fixes everything.

774
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,997
>> Do you do anything to work out to like
strengthen your body other than playing

775
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:13,037
golf? >> No. >> You should probably
do like a light kettle bell routine.

776
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,437
>> Nothing to do a kettle bell, but maybe
some some some rubber bands or something.

777
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,597
>> Kettle bells are not hard,
man. You don't have to be

778
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,637
>> I've seen video of you doing it.
It looked like it would break me in half.

779
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,877
>> Yeah, but you don't have to do
that weight. You could do a real light

780
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,557
weight. A light weight is a great workout.
Sometimes I do like if I'm not

781
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,637
feeling that good, I'll do a just
a routine that I do with a 35 lb kettle

782
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:36,637
bell just to if I just I just want
to break a sweat. I don't want to really

783
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,197
exert myself, but I want movement and I

784
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:44,157
want my tissue to loosen up. I'll do
a whole routine with a 35 lb kettle bell.

785
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,477
>> Yeah, there's no doubt
about it. I should do more.

786
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,077
>> It would be great
for your golf, though.

787
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,997
There's a lot of things you do like
rotational twists, things that would be

788
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,997
really good for just generating force

789
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,117
with your drive and and just control of

790
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,517
your body, just overall body control.

791
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,397
>> Yeah, I know that I lost I lost some

792
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,157
muscle when I was just losing weight

793
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:07,117
with uh with those or whatever it was.

794
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,597
And uh so I know I could get boring.
I know that the the whole secret to me

795
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,917
getting to be 80 and still mobile
is leg strength. And uh >> yeah,

796
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,757
>> and I was really kind of impressed
with myself in Switzerland cuz I I I was

797
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,957
getting around pretty good,
you know, cuz I' I've do,

798
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,717
>> you know, I do uh whatever testosterone

799
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,557
and human growth and all that kind
of stuff. So, it does make my muscles

800
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:34,317
stronger cuz I was I was doing thing I'm
like there's no way I get up to the top

801
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,997
of that thing and I just chug on up
there out of breath, but my legs are

802
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,717
fine, you know? >> Yeah.
It makes your your body behave

803
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,397
like a younger body. That's the whole key.
People miss out on that because

804
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,077
they're afraid of the stigma attached
to taking testosterone. Like look, your

805
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,597
body doesn't make it anymore. When your
body makes it, you feel better. Get all

806
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,517
this ideological [__] out of your head.

807
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,277
Especially like a lot of my like
left-wing friends are very adverse to

808
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,637
the idea of taking testosterone.
Like look, you don't have to take a lot of

809
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,317
it. It's not it's not what we're saying.

810
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,677
We're not saying get on steroids. What
we're saying is bring your body back to

811
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,117
levels that it had like when you were
30 and you'll feel so much better. Your

812
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:13,037
immune system will work better. You'll
sleep better. Look, I mean, just look at

813
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,957
me. The difference from when I came to

814
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,957
Austin and you came to Austin and uh and

815
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,797
uh and then I was still drinking really,

816
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,477
really hard and ridiculously hard. And

817
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,037
uh but I was 30 lbs heavier and uh

818
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,197
sluggish. I never felt good. And uh and

819
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,597
today just after you know just doing
going to ways the well and you know

820
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,077
taking all that stuff and I got to tell

821
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,237
you I feel better than I have in [__]

822
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,317
ever. Uh I am just [clears throat]

823
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,877
I think that that everything in my life
is is stronger than it was then. I mean

824
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,037
I think the standup's even
stronger you know because

825
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,677
>> I think it is too.
I think you add on to

826
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,437
that like a little bit of weightlifting.

827
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,957
I don't mean anything crazy. And one
of the best things you could do is what's

828
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,877
called a farmer's carry. Just get
a couple dumbbells and just walk. You can

829
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,317
walk around your property. You can walk
around your street, you know, walk. I do

830
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,677
like a couple hundred yards and then
a couple hundred yards back. I go up a

831
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,797
hill and then I go down a hill.
The whole thing takes me like 15 minutes.

832
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,117
It's phenomenal for your body.
Like carrying things like carrying heavy

833
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,957
things is really good for you, man. It's
great for your grip strength. It's great

834
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,117
for your back, your core, like everything.
Everything felt like like

835
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,437
right when I first started doing it,
my body was like, "Oh yeah, do more of

836
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,997
this." It's like like intuitively I was

837
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,477
like, "Oh, this is tying everything
together." Like moving weight around, I

838
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,277
think is very important. Not just
standing there and like pressing and

839
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,277
doing stuff like in stationary.
I think there's some real benefit in like

840
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,277
walking with stuff because you got to
balance it. It's heavy and you're moving

841
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,397
around. Your grip gets tired and you
have to set it down and then you [__]

842
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,677
>> How much weight are
you carrying? 200 yards.

843
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,277
>> 140 lb. >> Oh, [__] dude.
[laughter] >> Two. But you

844
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,077
>> still have two little
weights in your hands.

845
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,437
>> Well, these the kettle This might be
a different time you saw me, but I don't

846
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,077
think there's any video of me doing that.
But these kettle bells, they're

847
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,237
each 70 lbs. So, I have one in each hand.
So, it's 140 lbs total. And I'm

848
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:16,557
walking up this hill and then I'm
walking down the hill. And I do it every

849
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,557
other day. It's phenomenal.
>> And then you work out every single day.

850
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:25,357
>> Yeah. Every every day. Every day I do
something. have to do something just for

851
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,997
sanity. >> Yeah.
I guess if you're not moving

852
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,077
forward, you're moving backwards. And the
>> I just want to maintain and and also

853
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,077
sanity. The real thing is sanity. The

854
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,277
world's nuts. Like one great way to like

855
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,517
alleviate some of the pressure of paying

856
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,317
attention to how nuts the world is. Is

857
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,637
do something really hard. Do a hard
workout. Do a yoga class. Do something

858
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,077
difficult. Just something that takes you
out of it for a minute and just relaxes

859
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,477
you. >> Yeah.
I'd like to get back into yoga

860
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,637
again. I did that for a while
and that was so good for you.

861
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,997
>> One of the best things I bet for golf.

862
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:00,157
>> Oh yeah, it is. No doubt about it.
Then you'll play forever. Just

863
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,917
>> do yoga. I had this hot little yoga
instructor come over to my house and it

864
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,397
was just a great way to just [__]
start the day. And I did it every day.

865
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,037
>> What happened? >> Well,
other girlfriends didn't like her

866
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,917
cuz she was hot. I'm like, I don't know,
but I'm willing to fade all the heat

867
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,877
>> just for some yoga where all my motives
suck anyway. I just wanted to be near

868
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,837
the >> There's something
very hot about yoga

869
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,317
ladies, too. Like a really good one.

870
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,437
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. So,
and I'm going to get back into

871
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,157
something. We met a a female trainer the
other day that's friends with John Paul

872
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:39,037
and Eloise and uh so we're going to hire
her to start coming over to the house.

873
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,797
>> Oh, there you go. That's a good move.

874
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,797
>> Start start working. Yeah,
because I'll I'll I'll do more

875
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,237
>> with a with a woman. >> Really?
Just to show her that you can do

876
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,777
it. you know, just just I don't know.
I just show up for it if it's warm,

877
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:56,797
[laughter] you know, for some [__] reason.

878
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898
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>> But yeah, that's what I that's what I

899
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,917
need to focus on for uh next, you know.

900
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,917
>> Yeah, you got to keep the body healthy.

901
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,717
You know, your body's healthier now than
it's been before. Now you got to start

902
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:11,437
strengthening it. It's real simple.
And you can like there's no reason to get

903
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,117
weak other than an injury, other than
something that's wrong with you. the

904
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:20,077
it's out of your control. There's no
reason no reason to just be weak. You

905
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,037
could be healthier. >> Yeah, I'm after it.

906
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,277
>> It's fun, too. You You have more energy

907
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,477
for other stuff, you know? Your life has

908
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:33,597
more you have more vitality. >> It'll only
get better, Joe. It'll only get better.

909
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,277
>> That's what I'm saying, dog.

910
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,517
>> How come people are
ragging on our club, man?

911
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:41,837
>> Who's ragging on our club?
>> I was watching on TikTok. People that

912
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,997
goddamn mothership. It's a walled garden.
Someone warned me about that a

913
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,517
long time ago. This philosopher guy that I
know. He said, "You got to be careful

914
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,157
because like it looks like you guys
are having too much fun and other people

915
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:56,077
can't get in and they feel like it's
a walled garden. They want to [__] on it."

916
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,557
You know, the thing is like people like,
"Why?" Because we're all friends in

917
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,477
there. It's cuz like it's
a very intimate group of friends

918
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,117
>> and we don't know when somebody else
is gonna come in there and listen to us

919
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,917
[__] and then go jammer
away to some [__] else. So,

920
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,517
>> or get upset at some of the things
that someone says, cuz some people say

921
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,237
horrible things in that room, don't
even mean it cuz it's funny, right?

922
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,517
>> They say it to be funny. Yeah.

923
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,437
>> And then there's
I've seen some of that.

924
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,077
One of >> one of the
things that I've seen is

925
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,957
people that are talking about like
the kind of comedy that they're they hear

926
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,957
there. And what they're talking about
is Brian Holtzman. And they were talking

927
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,437
about this guy. He's yelling
about gay people like like you

928
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,757
hold on. You're talking about Brian
Holtzman. like that. What that is is

929
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,677
like the comedy version of death metal.

930
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,957
Okay, death metal. People some people
like death metal. Like you don't have to

931
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,037
like death metal >> and you don't
have to watch it or listen to it.

932
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,237
>> You might be into
opera, but that guy is

933
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,797
[__] hilarious. And offstage,
the sweetest, nicest guy you ever met,

934
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,837
>> nicest person there is.
>> On stage, he becomes this [__]

935
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,237
maniac. But it's a it's like satire.

936
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,557
It's on purpose. It's not a real person.

937
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,717
>> Yeah. It took me a while to get it.

938
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,757
>> It's brilliant. He's one of the best
comics alive. He's one of the funniest

939
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,677
guys I know. Like, he's [__] hilarious.
Is it offensive? 100%. Yeah.

940
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,527
Some of the things he's going to say
are will offend the [__] out of you.

941
00:51:14,610 --> 00:51:16,397
[laughter] They will
offend the [__] out of you.

942
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,557
They offend me. I'm like, Jesus Christ,

943
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:23,517
Holtzman. But you got to leave room for
that. There's always got to be room for

944
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,797
everything. There's room for everything.

945
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,997
And if it doesn't work, the people won't
laugh. And if they don't laugh, he won't

946
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,197
come back. >> You know,
after a while, that's it. You

947
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:36,077
But he they laugh. We laugh hard. And you
you you could say this is awful that

948
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,917
they're laughing at that and you got
a point, >> but that's not what it is,

949
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,597
>> right? No, I I'm telling you, I didn't
get it at first and because I saw him

950
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,917
eat it one time and I was like because

951
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,837
he can, you know, he can he can find a

952
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:53,597
crowd that's tough. U but uh >>
that can happen. But a lot of now he's

953
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,997
got his own crowd. >> Yeah.
His own crowd they're they're looking for.

954
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,877
>> The other thing that people keep saying
is that it's like a right-wing club. The

955
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,157
vast majority of the people that are
in that club, working in that club are

956
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,037
leftwing. That's crazy talk. People just

957
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,517
assume because of they connect Tony, you
know, and people also connect me to that

958
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:14,077
when I don't I think I mostly think
that's cuz they don't know me. But and I

959
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,477
because I look rightwing and because I did
kind of help Trump, but other than that

960
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,717
>> other [laughter] than that,
>> you think that might be what I've been

961
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:27,517
leftwing my whole life. But yeah, well,
I know you have very left-wing views on

962
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,637
a lot of [__] things. And >> I
have very leftwing views on a lot of

963
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,917
things, but I also recognize when um

964
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,237
government is taking over our lives. And

965
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:42,157
uh what we were sold with the Trump
administration would be that would end

966
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:46,317
and you know there'd be a drain the swamp.
Obviously, it's not been ideal

967
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,917
like in that regard. >> Well,
I think it's Yeah. Well, you you

968
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,277
know how I feel about it. A lot of

969
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:55,837
people laugh. I mean, I'm I'm left of of

970
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,117
certainly left of some of it and uh but

971
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,477
I also carry a weapon and I believe in

972
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,877
the death penalty and you know I but for

973
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,797
the most part

974
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,637
you know I I'm a left-leaning faction in

975
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:17,277
the green room you know I mean >>
you and Brian Simpson Brian Simpson's

976
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,357
very left too but you know Tonyy's the
only one who's like on the right Tony's

977
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:27,597
like legitimately rightwing yeah He's
MAGA. That's kind of Well, I guess I

978
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,837
don't know. >> I don't even
know if you would say that,

979
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,237
but he's like pretty openly rightwing to

980
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,717
the point of me and him argue about

981
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,837
leftwing, right-wing stuff all the time.

982
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,677
>> But it's like the problem is not
leftwing, right-wing. The problem is

983
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,917
like rational and insane. >> Yeah.

984
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,077
>> Like the open borders was insane.

985
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,037
>> That was horrible [__] a horrible

986
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,277
[__] [clears throat] move. The COVID
mandates were insane. Forcing people to

987
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,797
get vaccinated was insane.
All that stuff was insane.

988
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,317
>> That stuff scared the [__] out of me.

989
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,037
The censorship online was insane. All

990
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,077
all the woke nonsense forcing you to use

991
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:08,637
pronouns and forcing you to never dead
name someone or you get kicked off of

992
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,077
Twitter for life. There was so much

993
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,957
insanity that we needed some sort of a

994
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,197
break moving away from that. And that
was that was my position. I was like,

995
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,317
"This is going to continue." Cuz like
obviously Biden was not really the

996
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,237
president for four years, right? So
the people that were all were running the

997
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,837
country will continue to be running
the country. These non-elected people, it

998
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,757
wouldn't be him. And then when she's in,
it would be the same [__] people. Be

999
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,357
the same people I voted for.
>> I bet you did.

1000
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:40,077
>> I did. And because I wouldn't vote for
Trump. And And also they were, you know,

1001
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,037
going after women's rights. Well,
I'm going to side with the women because I

1002
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,277
don't like any candidate, but I'm going
to vote. And and then the women didn't

1003
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,357
go and they left me out there like
a dumbass holding my dick going, "Well,

1004
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,797
where were we all?" >> When you say
women's rights, you mean abortion, right?

1005
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,157
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
Because I mean I I'm going to be a

1006
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:01,757
grandfather in uh few months.
I don't know if you knew that or not, but

1007
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,997
>> Congratulations. >> Huh?
Yeah. [clears throat] I'm so

1008
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,917
[__] excited about it. Mhm.

1009
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,477
>> And uh I mean I
it's just uh I mean it's

1010
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,917
happening a little late in life for me,
but you know now I'm looking like well

1011
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,117
if I play my cards right and I live
as long as my mother did, I can I can see

1012
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,437
this kid through [__] high school.

1013
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,357
>> The the abortion
rights thing is a weird

1014
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,917
one. You know, it's like I don't think
I have a right to tell anybody what to do

1015
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,677
with their body. I'm not a woman. I've
never been pregnant. I have no idea what

1016
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,797
that's like. I have no idea where some
guy gets you pregnant and it takes off

1017
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:37,917
and you got to make a decision
and it's or there's medical issues

1018
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,597
>> coming up. It should be between a a

1019
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,117
family and their doctor.

1020
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,517
>> Yeah. I have so I really I can't say

1021
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,797
anything but there's a weirdness to like

1022
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,557
late term abortions. And I know most
people say late term abortions are only

1023
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,757
in the case where it threatens the
mother's life and no one really wants to

1024
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,677
do that. I know someone who got a late
term abortion in New York and it was

1025
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,397
just cuz the boyfriend didn't want
to have the baby and they waited too long

1026
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,597
and she was pregnant. It and it scared

1027
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,437
the [__] out of me. I'm like,
you guys just killed a baby.

1028
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,797
>> Um, I'm not saying that happens all the
time, but I'm saying just the fact that

1029
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:17,197
that can happen scares the [__] out of me.

1030
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,237
>> Um, >> well, aren't
there laws against even I

1031
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,997
mean even before these laws were passed,
weren't there laws saying we not pass

1032
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,597
this? What did they just pass in

1033
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,677
Massachusetts? Didn't they just pass

1034
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,197
some new abortion law in Massachusetts?

1035
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,517
I think that I think the rational

1036
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:38,317
thinking is that most women would never
want to abort their baby late term,

1037
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,077
right? And if someone's doing that, it
has to be extenduating circumstances and

1038
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:46,957
that it has to be because of and to
eliminate that possibility and to put

1039
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,637
someone through like life-threatening
situation because they really do need an

1040
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:53,277
abortion and the law says they can't
have an abortion unless they get some

1041
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,597
exemption. So they have to prove it
and then the right life is at risk. So I

1042
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:03,960
could see how you would say
we will allow late term ab

1043
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,877
>> Massachusetts expands
abortion access to

1044
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,997
any point during pregnancy. On Monday it

1045
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,397
joined nine states and Washington DC in

1046
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,877
eliminating gestational restrictions on

1047
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,837
abortions. So what does this mean

1048
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,997
exactly? Let's scroll down. I think this

1049
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,917
means anytime during a pregnancy. So

1050
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,957
this means like 8 months, 2 weeks, you

1051
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:29,037
can get an abortion. Most abortions
happen within the first trimester. Very

1052
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,797
few take place after 24 weeks,
the previous limit for abortion in the Bay

1053
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,677
State. Those that do occur after that

1054
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,837
point often involve situations in which

1055
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,997
doctors discovered a fetal anomaly late

1056
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,117
in the pregnancy. Um, Massachusetts law

1057
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,037
was championed by major medical groups,
including the National Society for

1058
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,877
Maternal Fetal Medicine,
the Massachusetts Medical Society, and the

1059
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:55,357
state's chapter of the American
College of Obstitric Obstitricians and

1060
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,357
Gynecologists.
The law received support from Kate

1061
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,517
Denine, the abortions rights activist

1062
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,317
whose son died in uterero at 33 weeks.

1063
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,877
Um, what is it saying?

1064
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,397
>> I can go to a different website. I was

1065
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:14,317
looking at that was

1066
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,437
>> Yeah. So, a lot of people are scared of

1067
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,957
this because you can have an abortion

1068
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:25,197
like really late when the baby is a baby.

1069
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,717
>> Yeah. Well, I'm, you know, [__] I'm
not for that, but I'm for a women woman's

1070
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,517
right to choose if uh

1071
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,077
uh but for the same reason you just said.
I'm not a woman. I don't know what

1072
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,637
it's like. I don't want
the government involved in my

1073
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,597
>> Well, there's some people that think
even the cases of rape and incest, you

1074
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,437
shouldn't be able to, which is crazy.

1075
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,397
>> Well, right, because then you get to,
if you're a rapist, you get to go, "Oh,

1076
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,317
that's I want that chick
to have my baby." Oh my god.

1077
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,117
>> Oh my god. >> Oh my god.

1078
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,357
>> Oh well, whatever. >> What are
we in the medieval days? In the

1079
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:56,957
old Viking days.

1080
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,477
>> So, what are we going to do about the

1081
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,877
Texas Senate? Uh, you you you met Ty

1082
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,357
Rico. You like the guy, right? I did

1083
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,637
like him. Uh I like his thoughts on the

1084
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:12,397
ten commandment in schools in public
schools. I don't think I think he's

1085
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,157
right and he's a very religious guy
and his position is when you put the ten

1086
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,437
commandments in public schools what
you're really doing is you're forcing

1087
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,917
Christianity to them and you're not

1088
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,557
you're not you're probably pushing them
away from Christianity rather than bring

1089
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,997
you're like forcing it on them. And if
you're going to do that, how can you do

1090
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,437
that and not have like u scripture from

1091
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,157
the Hindu text, scripture from the Book

1092
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:41,517
of Mormon, Muslim, you know, Islamic text?
Why why would why is it just

1093
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,477
>> why isn't there a separation
of church and state? That's a state-run

1094
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:48,557
organization. And >> yes,
so his position is that, and I

1095
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,917
think you know he's probably right about
this, otherwise he'd get sued, is that

1096
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,077
there's a couple like very wealthy

1097
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,957
people who are Christian nationalists

1098
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,277
and they want to

1099
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,237
>> um take over like the school system and

1100
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,357
turn Texas like completely Christian.

1101
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,157
And uh yeah, I think that's scary. That

1102
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,157
kind of [__] is scary because pushing

1103
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,557
whatever your ideology is. Look, if you

1104
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,197
invite people into your church and you

1105
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:20,477
know you're a person who is of exemplary
character and you're a wonderful guy and

1106
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,277
there's something about this guy like,
"Wow, this guy, the way he lives his

1107
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:27,997
life, man, I I really I think he's
really cool and kind. I like to see like

1108
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,877
what this church is all about."
Like that's how you get people to be

1109
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,757
interested in what you're doing
and the way you're promoting life.

1110
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,317
>> You can't be forcefed,
>> but you're forcing it on people. You're

1111
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,997
just going to push them away from it. It

1112
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,957
always happens that way. it you you

1113
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,677
force it. You c you can't decide that

1114
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:48,557
your way is the way that other people
have to live. That's the whole idea of

1115
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,397
America is you're supposed to have the
freedom to do whatever the [__] you want

1116
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,237
as long as you're not hurting others.

1117
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:59,357
>> And if you want to believe in whatever
some ancient religion that people gave

1118
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,677
up on thousands of years
ago, who [__] cares?

1119
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,437
>> Yeah. Go ahead. >> Go ahead.

1120
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,677
>> Yeah. I first I I
first noticed him when

1121
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,197
he really came out against that school
voucher program which I was against also

1122
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,037
because I came >> What was that?
Which one was that?

1123
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:16,317
>> School vouchers uh that that they
and they and he he lost. He he fought so

1124
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,277
hard against it because they wanted
to give school vouchers. So you could take

1125
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:23,437
this money and go to a private school,
but the only people that were using him

1126
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,717
were people that were already had
their kids in private schools. Most Texas

1127
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,037
counties don't have a private school
and a private school can also decide who

1128
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,397
they want for no reason. they can
eliminate anybody. They'll take a

1129
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,077
student or not take a student. And that
came out of the public school system,

1130
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,077
that money, and went into the private
school system. And and Taler Rico really

1131
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:46,317
fought hard against that.
>> Uh because we need better teachers. We

1132
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:51,437
need more teachers. We need the public
school system beefed up. Uh we're we're

1133
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:55,117
getting the [__] beat out of us in
education. And I think Terico was really

1134
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,117
really good for that. And I think he's
a smart, honest man. I hope he never gets

1135
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:03,677
sucked into the corruption of all
the money like most people do. But, you

1136
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,917
know, you really can't put Ken Paxton
back in office in the state of Texas.

1137
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,997
That guy's just too corrupt.
You know, he's just

1138
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,277
he's just a bad egg and and we
don't need him around here.

1139
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,877
>> There's a lot of shenanigans
with weed in this state right now

1140
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,237
>> where there's a lot of alcohol lobby
money and a lot of people are trying to

1141
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,717
ban weed and they're
trying to make it a felony.

1142
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,117
>> They did it. >> I know.
But they're fighting they're

1143
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,237
fighting it in court now.
There's a bunch of cases.

1144
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,997
>> It's uh it's really stupid.

1145
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:36,397
>> It was such a big step backwards, you
know, and I was asking one of these guys

1146
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:40,237
that owns a head shop, you know, that
that I like, you know, I go in and talk

1147
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:41,357
to them every once in a while. I don't

1148
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,357
like that Delta 8 or whatever they were

1149
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:47,917
selling anyway. But but you know,

1150
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,837
but these guys really went all in on these
businesses that were legal and all

1151
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:56,237
of a sudden, snap, here, here's the stuff
you got to take out. what he got left.

1152
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,557
>> And uh that's really
brutal for somebody

1153
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,717
that really, you know, waited all in.

1154
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,397
>> Billions of dollars
lost thousands of jobs.

1155
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,717
>> And I guess they
burned the weed. That's

1156
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,077
what I asked him. I said, "What?
What'd you do with all that weed?"

1157
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,437
>> Crazy. >> It's also,
look, regulate it and tax it,

1158
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,757
you [__] idiots. You're missing out
on so much money. And also, leave grown

1159
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,397
adults to do whatever they want to do.

1160
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,957
You're not going to convince people
that weed is [__] PCP, okay? You're not.

1161
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,957
This ain't Reef for Madness days, right?

1162
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:31,037
Everyone's been kind of candy you
throw out there. We know it's [__]

1163
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,557
>> We know what weeded is now. Can you
go crazy if you smoke too much weed? Yeah,

1164
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:37,837
don't smoke too much weed. Can you go
crazy if you drink too much? Yeah, don't

1165
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:42,077
drink too much. It's the same goddamn
thing. Don't tell people what to do,

1166
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,677
>> right? >> You don't
have the right. Especially

1167
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:47,997
when I look at these guys, like,
you guys are dorks. You dorks can't decide

1168
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,997
what other people do and don't do.

1169
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:54,237
>> And it seems like they, you know, that
that enough of them would have died that

1170
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,397
a [laughter] new set
of faces would come around.

1171
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,517
>> Well, they're going to lose elections.

1172
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,557
I'll tell you that cuz young people
aren't tolerating this [__] anymore.

1173
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,477
Like, this is stupid. And not even young
people. Most people most people realize

1174
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,317
the only way you can come to this
conclusion that there should be laws and

1175
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,677
felonies and people should be locked
in cages for weed is if you are either

1176
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,837
[__] or you're on the take. >> Yeah.

1177
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,517
>> It's one of those two things. Either
you're too [__] stupid to be a leader

1178
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,677
or you're on the take, >> right?

1179
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:24,317
>> Cuz this is dumb. And also, you're
missing out on so much tax revenue. How

1180
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:28,477
much does California make in tax revenue?
How much does Colorado make in

1181
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,237
tax revenue? >> A [__] buttload.

1182
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,677
>> A buttload. >> And uh you know,

1183
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:35,917
even when

1184
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,197
some weed was legal in the in Texas, I

1185
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,597
got mine from Oklahoma anyway. And uh
>> you shouldn't say that online. People,

1186
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,837
they'll come for you. That's probably It's
probably like getting those Cuban cigars,

1187
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:53,517
>> fake, not real Cuban cigars. What
how much revenue does California uh get

1188
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,157
every year? >> Here's [clears
throat] a state-by-st state breakdown.

1189
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,277
>> Okay. >> And we can put
[snorts] that money in the public.

1190
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:03,517
>> 7.765 billion

1191
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:07,197
>> billion dollar. >> Billion dollars.

1192
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,557
>> Wow.

1193
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:12,077
>> That is [__] crazy. That's so much

1194
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,997
money. They're missing out on $7 billion

1195
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,597
dollar. And they're missing out on how
much did the tax how much did the

1196
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,877
alcohol lobby give you?
Could have been 7 billion.

1197
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,477
>> No, I don't think so. >> So,
somebody is either [__] or corrupt.

1198
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:30,237
>> Corrupt. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
And I I'm so sick of it, you know.

1199
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,517
I'm so sick of it. >> Texas
could be making a shitload of

1200
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:37,437
revenue with legal marijuana >>
and bring in some goddamn gambling.

1201
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:42,077
We're sending everybody right across
the border to [__] WinStar. Although I

1202
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,837
work there, so don't quit [laughter]

1203
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,037
going, but uh they they just pour over

1204
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,997
just dump money into Winstar because
casino in the world is about 300 yards

1205
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,477
north of Texas. >> What do
you think about that? Do you

1206
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,237
think that casino should be everywhere?

1207
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,957
And what do you think
about like the argument that

1208
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,917
>> if you're promoting gambling and you
have these casinos, you're going to ruin

1209
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,677
people's lives because you're going
to give them like easy access to something

1210
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:09,037
that they're addicted to.
They've already got excess with [__]

1211
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,797
DraftKings, you know.
You can you can gamble from anywhere,

1212
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,197
>> but you know, they can still go to
somewhere else and do it. You know, they

1213
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,957
go right across the border, go
to Louisiana, go to or fly into Vegas for

1214
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,677
$79, >> right?
But there's an argument that you

1215
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,877
don't want it in your state. There's
an argument that like if you really care

1216
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,237
about the people in your state, you
would probably make it more difficult to

1217
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,117
go to these casinos.
>> We have horse racing here, right?

1218
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,117
>> Do we? >> Mhm. >> Yeah.
You gamble on that?

1219
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,597
>> Not much. But it's
they moved Riosa down

1220
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:42,077
to Texas. The races that were in Riosa,
New Mexico or New America.

1221
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:46,637
>> I remember when uh I was playing pool
in New York, the real gambling junkies,

1222
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,957
they would start their day at offtrack
betting, they would go and gamble on

1223
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:55,357
horse races and then they would come over
to the pool hall later in the afternoon

1224
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,557
>> and lose the rest of it. >> Yeah.
Or, you know, or have stories

1225
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:03,277
about how they lost.
That that that's a wild group of folks

1226
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,437
that you were hanging out with in uh in

1227
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,597
in the New York playing pool, wasn't it?

1228
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:12,717
>> Oh, yeah. Homeless people,
junkies, pool hustlers,

1229
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,637
like some of the wildest people I've
ever met in my life. It was really fun.

1230
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,117
There was this one place that I used
to go to in New York City. It was called

1231
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,757
Chelsea Billiards, and it was a 24-hour

1232
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:26,797
place. And there regularly you you have
guys that were sleeping under tables

1233
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:27,917
>> while it was [laughter] open.

1234
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,917
>> Yeah, they because
it was open 24 hours.

1235
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,597
So at night time when they didn't get
games, they would just crawl under a

1236
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:38,077
table and go to sleep cuz there's
a whole downstairs area that was rarely

1237
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,997
used unless it was like really packed,

1238
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:43,117
but it was a real pool hall, a real

1239
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:47,117
24-hour pool hall. I met so many
degenerates there. There's a great book

1240
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,117
about that place. There's a break great

1241
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,837
book uh called Playing Off the Rail by

1242
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:56,877
this guy David McCumber. Uh he
was Hunter S. Thompson's editor when uh

1243
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,077
Hunter S. Thompson was I think he
was working for a newspaper in the Pacific

1244
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,397
Northwest for a while. But Cumber is a

1245
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,557
very very interesting guy, great writer.

1246
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,837
And he took my friend Tony Anagoni who

1247
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,677
was a worldclass professional pool
player and they traveled around the

1248
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,517
country gambling and wrote this book.

1249
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:16,877
It's a great book. Really like
really accurate, honest book.

1250
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,997
>> Playing off the rail. >> It's
called Off the Playing Off the Rail

1251
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:24,477
is the name of the book. >> Okay.
And uh the guy Tony who was a

1252
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,317
friend of mine, I did commentary
with him on a pool match once uh in

1253
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:32,717
California back in the 90s. Uh and uh
hung out with him a bunch of times,

1254
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,397
played pool with him. And then one day
uh I got a call from a friend of mine

1255
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,317
that told me he jumped off the bridge.

1256
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,717
>> No [__] >> 17 when he did that.

1257
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:45,037
>> He was 17.
He was stricken with road fever.

1258
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:50,477
>> No. No. 22 years later he got
the chance. So when he was 17, he tried to

1259
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,437
do it. >> Uh so 22 years
later, he got the chance

1260
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:57,517
to follow that dream, not as a player,
but as a stakehorse, financial backer

1261
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,997
for Tony Anagoni, a non-smoking,

1262
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,397
macrobiotic eating, Renaissance pool

1263
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:05,117
hustler, student of Eastern religion,

1264
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,597
and master of the pure green felt poetry

1265
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,397
of the Dead Stroke. He was Tony was a

1266
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,877
brilliant guy, like an incredible pool

1267
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,277
player. And again, didn't smoke, didn't

1268
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:20,717
drink. He would uh play for like 24
hours and he would only drink water.

1269
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:24,637
He'd play these like long gambling
matches with like high-end pool players.

1270
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,637
He was like a world champion caliber

1271
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,597
pool player. But uh he jumped off the

1272
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:33,917
bridge, man. No [__] >> Yeah.
I don't know what was going on,

1273
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,037
you know. I I wasn't close with him
at the time. I hadn't seen him in a few

1274
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,037
years. You know, he was living in San

1275
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,157
Francisco. I was living in LA.

1276
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:46,077
And then um somebody called me

1277
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:50,157
It's um it's such a scary thing when you

1278
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,517
you don't know that [snorts] a guy would
do that and then they do it and you're

1279
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,677
like you're always like what could I
have done? Could I have said something?

1280
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,637
You know, sometimes someone will call
you and say something. It picks you up

1281
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:04,637
and you Joey Diaz will do that all
the time. He just call you up, tell you he

1282
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:06,397
loves you. >> Yeah, he does that to me.

1283
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:09,357
>> He's the best. [laughter] And he
I do it to him, too. It's like it

1284
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:13,037
feels good. It's like you you you check
in check in with your friends. Yeah. And

1285
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:16,557
sometimes when your friend's going
through it and you don't know the extent

1286
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,837
of it, like a lot of men are stoic about
that [__] They don't tell you how bad

1287
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,597
they're suffering. They don't tell you
what's going on. You don't know until

1288
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:27,117
it's over. And then you're always like,
"What could I could I have said

1289
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,317
something? Could I have done something?

1290
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,397
Should I told other people?
What could I have done?"

1291
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:34,237
>> Yeah. >> Like Brody.
Brody was a rough one. Brody

1292
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,637
was a rough one. I had no idea.
You know, I knew Brody was struggling. I

1293
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,757
never thought he would take his own life.
I thought he was just like he just

1294
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:47,037
struggled, you know, like to keep it
together, but he would get on stage and

1295
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:50,237
he'd be brilliant. And I was like,
"This guy's clearly like great comic,

1296
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,517
hilarious guy. Awesome, awesome guy
to be around. Everybody loved hanging

1297
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,917
around with him." Like, he'll be fine.
I had no idea. And then all of a sudden,

1298
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,837
you get that call. You're like, "Brody

1299
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:03,277
took his own life." You're like, "What?

1300
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,797
No." You know, like you like what? You

1301
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:10,317
can't even believe you don't believe
it's real. It's like how what it say

1302
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,117
again. I don't believe it's real.

1303
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,517
>> Well, if anybody
ever says that I killed

1304
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:19,517
myself, I didn't. [laughter]

1305
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:23,597
>> I am not that kind of person.
You go find out, Joe, who killed me.

1306
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,437
>> I will find out.
Yeah, I won't believe it.

1307
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,397
>> You would. >> Yeah,
>> I knew you would.

1308
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,197
>> I will. Oh, that's what I was going
to tell you that I I went to that trip in

1309
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:35,597
Switzerland and then um >> and then
uh we were taking a ride in a

1310
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,077
car for two and a half hours to uh from

1311
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,797
Zerat to Interlockan and I had this

1312
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,917
driver from England

1313
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,797
uh Andrew and he had married a girl from

1314
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,397
Switzerland and moved there 12 years

1315
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:53,037
ago. And uh and when I was in in uh

1316
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:58,397
Paris, I really was expecting to get
some anti-American sentiment because

1317
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:02,237
they don't really like us that much
anyway. But I really didn't feel it. And

1318
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:04,557
I'm like, "Oh, well, maybe I'm building

1319
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:07,357
this up more than it is." But in

1320
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:11,837
Switzerland and uh and also in northern

1321
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:14,877
Italy, I felt like I'm getting the cold

1322
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,597
shoulder and in these places. And I

1323
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,117
asked him about it. And I said, "Is this

1324
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:23,437
in my head?" Uh, he goes, "Uh, mate, if

1325
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,277
you want to know the truth, they don't

1326
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,917
like your [__] war.

1327
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,637
>> They don't like your war. They th those

1328
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:35,677
guys can hit everybody but you and you're
slinging missiles and and uh then

1329
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,397
they also don't like the tariffs.
If you're doing things over there to [__]

1330
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:41,997
you up, they don't care.
>> But if it [__] us up,

1331
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,677
>> yeah, we we care." I'm like, "Well, I

1332
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,077
didn't have anything to do with it." And

1333
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:51,597
uh but but that that war is is sitting
pretty pretty nasty with just about

1334
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,877
everybody. I think >> everybody
here too. There's very few

1335
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,437
people here that think it's a good idea.

1336
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:02,237
>> The only people that I've heard that I
think are very intelligent people that

1337
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,597
think it's a good idea. One of them was

1338
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,877
Palmer Lucky. Palmer Lucky is a tech

1339
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,837
guy, very very smart guy. And one of the

1340
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,757
things that he was on a a podcast and he

1341
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,677
was explaining was um that Iran had

1342
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:18,637
ramped up its missile production like

1343
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,997
above and beyond and they they were like

1344
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:27,117
actively accelerating their missile
program and if they did acquire a nuke

1345
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:30,237
it would have been a real problem
because they have an insane reserve of

1346
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,677
missiles is what he was saying. and he's
saying if we continue to allow them to

1347
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,877
ramp that up and obviously

1348
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:41,437
the t other thing people have said
is the timing was poor and that really if

1349
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,717
the United States was going to attack
Iran they should have attacked Iran when

1350
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,837
they had the protests when they had
people in the streets and they were

1351
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:51,197
revoling against the government
and the government was executing civilians

1352
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:54,717
that's the time and if they did it then
I bet the whole world would be with them

1353
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,757
and I bet the people probably would be
with them the people of Iran would be

1354
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,317
with them who knows what the [__]
would have happened would have been a

1355
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,357
different thing Yeah,

1356
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:05,597
>> but [snorts]
the timing was way off. And

1357
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,437
his position

1358
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,917
is also interesting because he makes

1359
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,717
weapons, right? He makes drones. He

1360
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,757
makes like super sophisticated military

1361
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,917
technology, but he does it because he

1362
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:23,037
thinks it's well, also it's his business,
but he does it his rationale

1363
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:26,717
is that it's important to have a very
strong defense and that he's a patriot.

1364
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,877
That's his position. and his position is

1365
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,277
that this government is a dangerous

1366
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:36,717
government and they were actively trying
to ramp up their missile program. Again,

1367
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,117
you have to take it from perspective
that he's also a weapons man,

1368
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,717
>> right? He's also he is a brilliant guy.

1369
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,197
>> Yeah, I've seen >> and it's
not like they're like the

1370
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,397
Iranian government's really cool
and we're misrepresenting him. They're

1371
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:52,157
[__] executing people for protesting
against the government. They're doing

1372
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:55,357
that in the street. They they run their
government. They run their country with

1373
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:59,597
an iron fist. It's scary. They there
they definitely sponsor terrorism. They

1374
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:03,917
definitely do. But also, you know,
they they've been attacked. They've been

1375
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,477
overthrown. You know,
we installed their government.

1376
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,397
>> Yeah. >> You know,
like we monkeyied what they

1377
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:11,277
they in the 70 or the 50s, whatever it

1378
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:15,597
was, when you see those photographs of it,
like it was very western. Like they

1379
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:18,477
were they had a democracy.
>> Yeah. It looked nice over there.

1380
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:21,837
>> Yeah. We [clears throat] [__] it
all up. It was a big part of us [__] it

1381
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,477
all up. And I bet a lot
of it had to do with oil.

1382
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,037
>> I bet it did. I bet it did.

1383
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,717
>> It's so spooky
the the kind of [__] that

1384
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,437
we've been doing and they've been doing
and all these governments have been

1385
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:38,477
doing all around the world monkeying
with other people's [__] countries.

1386
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,517
It's like Jesus Christ, everybody's
out there playing Russian roulette. Like

1387
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,957
what the [__] are you doing? >> Yeah.
You know, Israel is right in the

1388
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:48,717
middle of all that missile
slinging also, you know. And

1389
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,157
>> but boy, they don't like it. [laughter]
They don't like it. And I don't think

1390
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:56,237
they understood that the
only thing that keeping uh

1391
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,797
Iran from bombing other people was us.

1392
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:01,517
So when we started bombing them,
they're like, "What the fuck?"

1393
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:06,797
>> Yeah. >> I'm going to start shooting
some stuff out to Bajar andQatar.

1394
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,197
And >> that's the other
thing is all the other

1395
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,917
Gulf states that support the uh attack

1396
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,477
in Iran. That's kind of nuts. is all the

1397
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,397
you know all those other countries like

1398
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:21,757
Saudi Arabia and Qatar and all they
support it like they don't want Iran to

1399
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:26,077
get a nuclear weapon they don't want
Iran to have that kind of power but most

1400
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,317
people in America are like what this
was the whole reason why what one of the

1401
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:34,477
things that people loved about
Trump was no more [__] wars

1402
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:37,677
>> no more wars >> no
more unnecessary wars

1403
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,117
>> that was the one thing I couldn't argue
with you know like okay well then yeah

1404
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:44,237
we don't need to be in a war
>> yeah and that's what we

1405
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,797
you know, but it seems like we're in one.

1406
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:50,077
>> Seems like it. They won't call it that,
but that's uh what it seems like to me.

1407
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:51,917
>> What are they calling it? A conflict.

1408
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,877
>> Conflict. Military conflict.
Same as Vietnam.

1409
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,637
>> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah.
It's like that like that was a good idea.

1410
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,337
>> I looked up something crazy last night.

1411
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:02,717
[clears throat] I just like I think I
asked Grock or one of the things like

1412
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,557
how many >> could you
talk just a little louder?

1413
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,237
>> Sure. How many years has the United

1414
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,277
States been in conflicts? I think just

1415
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,997
like in general total and it said that

1416
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,477
like only from the years from 19 or

1417
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,357
sorry 1891 to 1897

1418
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:20,317
were we not in a conflict and since

1419
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,557
World War II we've been in some
sort of something every year.

1420
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,797
>> Yeah. >> Every single
year since whatever 45.

1421
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,757
>> Not a thing like
Switzerland. [laughter]

1422
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:33,197
>> We're in all of them. All of them. Woo.

1423
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:36,317
>> And I think it's uh I think it's that a

1424
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:40,237
lot of it is just exactly what you were
talking about is the the big machine

1425
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:43,917
that is defense. You know,
>> it's a huge machine. The budget is

1426
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,837
insane. The amount of money is insane
and they want to keep making that money.

1427
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:50,637
>> That's why we don't
have our highspeed rails.

1428
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,717
>> Also, they try to do
that in California.

1429
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,597
It seems like people stole the money.
I don't know what the [__] they did there.

1430
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:59,117
You know how much they spent
on the highspeed rail in California?

1431
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,477
>> It's insane. It's like they haven't
even laid the tracks yet. They've spent

1432
01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:06,477
billions. They're way over budget.
It's going to take forever. And even then,

1433
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:11,037
there's a part that you have to take
a bus. You get to like Yeah. Who's

1434
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,157
explaining that to us? >> Not
a high-speed bus either. A regular bus.

1435
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:18,157
>> No, it's a regular bus. Regular bus.
You You take the highspeed goes to a very

1436
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,917
short distance. You get off, you get on

1437
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,077
a bus, and you go from like Bakersfield

1438
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:25,197
to LA on a bus. [laughter]

1439
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:30,717
They spent they spent billions billions
of dollars on this >> at the end of it.

1440
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,797
>> Oh, it's so stupid.
>> Take a bus where you're going.

1441
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:36,157
>> It's so stupid. And then they had Gavin
Newsome like posed in front of trains

1442
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,277
the other day. Did like a press
conference like talking about how

1443
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:42,157
they're moving forward with the
highspeed rail. Like [__] that thing

1444
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:45,037
ain't ever going to work. It's just a

1445
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:48,417
grift. They're just stealing money

1446
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:52,237
[sighs] like those goddamn condors.

1447
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:55,517
>> What about the condors?
I don't think they're real.

1448
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,117
>> What do you mean?
>> I [laughter] just don't think they're

1449
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:01,277
real. I don't think there's a shortage
of them. I don't I think we just got the

1450
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:04,477
right amount of condors and it's
[snorts] nature's way of taking care of

1451
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:08,637
itself. It's an ugly bird. >> So,
do you think that um when people

1452
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:11,997
were saying that the condors were
endangered, do you think that there's a

1453
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,717
grift attached to that?
>> That's what [snorts] I think.

1454
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,357
>> What would be the grift?
>> The grift is give us money so we can

1455
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:21,197
save these condors >> and then
boom, you got money. And uh you

1456
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,837
saving condors with it.
Well, we don't know.

1457
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:27,037
>> Are your position that condors
should be allowed to go extinct?

1458
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,677
>> What >> should they
be allowed to go extinct?

1459
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:34,157
>> If they want to, they leave it up
to the condors. If they don't want to [__]

1460
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:37,357
anymore, quit [__] >> One
of the things that they've said was

1461
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:42,077
that uh a lot of them were dying
from lead poisoning from bullets from

1462
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:46,957
hunters. And so they made the hunter
switch over to uh copper bullets. Do you

1463
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:50,877
know that? >> And that didn't >>
California you have to have copper

1464
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,357
bullets now. in your shotgun.

1465
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:57,997
>> Yeah. And in rifles, too. Like if you
shoot an elk with a rifle in California,

1466
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,077
you have to have a copper bullet.

1467
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:03,997
>> No [__] >> Yeah. And I think >>
Do you use copper bullets anyway?

1468
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,877
>> No, I don't.
I don't really hunt with a rifle.

1469
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,397
>> Oh, you're just a bow guy, right?

1470
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:12,717
>> Yeah. Um but it's it's
effective. They work. I've

1471
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,957
I've killed an elk with a copper bullet

1472
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,597
before. Does work. I shot an elk in

1473
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:22,077
California with a rifle. But it's
um it's weird because I don't know if

1474
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,117
that's really what's killing the condors.
I don't know if does that

1475
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:29,517
really how many birds die from lead
poisoning from bullets. That seems kind of

1476
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,037
>> they they fly awfully high.

1477
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:33,117
>> How many hunters
are losing animals that

1478
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,317
there's there's that many bullets
that are just laying around that birds are

1479
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,597
eating?

1480
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:40,477
>> I don't think that's right. That seems

1481
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:45,277
like a weird connection. Like I see if
like if a bird made a habit of eating

1482
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:48,557
lead, yeah, that'd be [__] terrible
for you. But is that really affecting

1483
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,717
the population?
There's that much lead out there.

1484
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,677
>> I wouldn't think so.
>> It sounds kooky.

1485
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,757
>> Yeah. >> But I don't know.
>> I don't either.

1486
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:58,877
>> You know, but this, you know, there's

1487
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:02,317
always these weird

1488
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:07,357
like regulations they put down on things
to protect wildlife. It gets super

1489
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:11,357
squirrely.
I don't Is there any data that shows

1490
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,277
that animals were dying from lead

1491
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,637
poisoning for bullets?

1492
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,797
Why would I wonder why they would make
because like California just passed some

1493
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:25,677
crazy law where they uh made
70% of all tires illegal.

1494
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,557
What >> I know >> 70% of

1495
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,117
>> 70 70% of the tires that are being sold

1496
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,637
in California will now be illegal. They

1497
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:40,077
>> what? some crazy new regulations about
what kind of tires you're allowed to have,

1498
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,117
>> what they're made out of,
>> how they're made, their construction

1499
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,277
method, the quality of them, blah blah

1500
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:47,757
blah, what, how efficient they are,

1501
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:51,597
whatever it is, 70%.

1502
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:53,357
>> What are they going to use for tires?

1503
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:57,357
>> Well, they're just going to be able
to sell 30% of the tires. They're they're

1504
01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,317
going to have to sell more of those
tires, but it's going to probably cost

1505
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,197
the consumer a lot more money.
It's probably going to [__] up the

1506
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,757
manufacturers, [__] up their businesses.

1507
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:08,557
Um, and it's uh some regulation that's

1508
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,277
supposed to work with uh it's supposed

1509
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:15,037
to save gas somehow. The more efficient

1510
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:19,757
tires over time will save millions
of gallons of gas. Like, stay the [__] out

1511
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,717
of people's business, you [__]
California has approved a new

1512
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,357
replacement tire efficiency program. Not

1513
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,517
a ban on tires you already own, right?

1514
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:32,317
But it but it bans the tires you can sell.
This is a weird way to frame it.

1515
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,397
It regulates >> your tires
are going to wear out and

1516
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:35,917
then you got to replace them with these.

1517
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,397
>> It regulates which
new replacement tires

1518
01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:41,197
may be sold in California
for pasture vehicles.

1519
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,717
>> What changes? California Energy
Commission unanimously unanimously

1520
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:47,757
adopted the rule on August 17th, 2026.

1521
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:49,837
It purpose is to ensure replacement

1522
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,877
tires are on average at least as energy

1523
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:57,037
efficient as original equipment
tires fitted to new vehicles. The key

1524
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,277
technical measure is rolling resistance.

1525
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:03,357
Lower rolling resistance generally means
less energy is needed to keep the tire

1526
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:06,077
rolling, which can improve gas mileage

1527
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,517
or EV range. So, it's basically like you

1528
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:14,157
can't buy cheap tires. You have to buy
the same kind of tires that your car

1529
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:17,517
came with. >> Well,
so they're really kind of putting

1530
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,957
a ban on shitty tires. Are there people
out there just making shitty tires and

1531
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:21,997
they're trying to get rid of them?

1532
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:26,077
>> Well, they're probably making tires
that are less expensive and still pretty

1533
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,997
good. Like if you're driving a Camry,
do you really need original equipment

1534
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:33,837
tires? Your car sucks. Your car has
>> Oh, no. I would be looking for the

1535
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:37,357
cheapest tire I could put on that car
just to get to the next payday.

1536
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:41,197
>> Exactly. So, if you're broke and you're
different, the difference is like a $79

1537
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:45,437
tire or a $59 tire and it's
basically the same to you.

1538
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,277
>> Yeah. Yeah.
Just put them on the camera.

1539
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,637
>> Yeah. And now all
of a sudden these tire

1540
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:52,237
shops, they can't sell them anymore.

1541
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:56,957
What? So, what if you have inventory?
Do you have to get rid of your inventory?

1542
01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:01,597
Do I have to dump all my What if What if
you're a guy like you works at Tires RS?

1543
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,677
And you know, you said, you know,
it'd be cool if I could ensure that I had

1544
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:08,557
every [__] tire for 90% of the cars

1545
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:13,037
right away. I'll stack them. I'll stock
them here. And that way I'll get a whole

1546
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,237
ton of business. We have your tires,
right? And then all a sudden you got to

1547
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,757
get rid of all those tires.
>> We ain't got your tire no more.

1548
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:22,477
>> That's crazy. >> Seems
like there'd be a lot of other

1549
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:25,837
things to worry about. Well, I have
my buddy Matt who was at the club last

1550
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:30,157
night. His house burnt down in the
Pacific Palisades fire and the He's

1551
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:33,117
like, "The regulations you're going
through to try to rebuild your house are

1552
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:37,997
[__] insane." He's like, "We're not
even close to starting construction."

1553
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:42,557
And he's got money and he, you know, he's
like, he could just start construction.

1554
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:45,037
>> They're just going to change the way
they build houses there to make them

1555
01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,757
less fireproof. >> I don't
know what they're doing, man.

1556
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:52,157
They're just making it the regulations
are insane. It's just like there's so

1557
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:57,117
much red tape before you can begin
construction again. Whereas in Texas, if

1558
01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:59,597
your house burnt down, you go, "Oh,
here's the plans for the new house."

1559
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:01,277
They go, "It looks good. It's up to code."

1560
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:05,277
>> Y >> good luck. Build your [__] house.
And you just build your house. That's it.

1561
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:09,517
>> Right. >> You're on that California
Coastal Commission, >> bro. Yeah.

1562
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,797
>> They are brutal.
Those people are brutal.

1563
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:16,957
>> Yeah. I'm I'm glad I'm
out of the uh real estate [__]

1564
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:17,997
>> the California real estate.

1565
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,037
>> California. Yeah. Well,
>> I'm glad I got out when I did.

1566
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:22,717
>> A lot of people are
trying to get out now.

1567
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:25,117
>> Yeah, >> I know a bunch of friends that
are trying to get out and they can't sell

1568
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:28,077
their house. >> But I got
to tell you, I still love uh

1569
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:31,277
Southern California, man. I love to go
out there and play golf and hang out

1570
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:35,037
with my you know, I still know a lot
of people down there. Southern California

1571
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:39,757
is beautiful, you know? That [__]
that [__] climate is just untouchable

1572
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,037
anywhere in the world, >> which
is amazing that they [__] it up

1573
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,797
so bad that people
want to move from there.

1574
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,917
>> Yeah, >> cuz it's awesome.
It's not just awesome.

1575
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:53,597
It's like the variety of environments
you can get to within two hours is crazy.

1576
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:57,917
>> Remember you were going to buy that big
ranch out in Monaceto or Santa Barbara

1577
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,717
or something. >> I didn't
even know you had money then.

1578
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:03,997
Whenever you first told me
that, I was like, "Oh, yeah.

1579
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:07,517
>> All right. You have no idea what it
costs to buy a [__] piece of property

1580
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:11,517
and [__] what do you got?
A podcast and a couple of [__] shows."

1581
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:14,317
>> First time I did your podcast,
I didn't even know what it was.

1582
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,917
>> I was like, "You'd
asked me to do it." I

1583
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,717
said, "I got I come do your podcast."

1584
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:21,597
And I had no idea. It was [__]

1585
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,837
millions of people and it sold books
and tickets and I'm like, "God damn, Joe,

1586
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,597
what do you got going on over here?"

1587
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:32,077
>> Well, it was, you know, back then it
was like kind of under the radar. People

1588
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:35,917
didn't know what a podcast was, but still
millions of people were listening

1589
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,237
to them. >> How many subscribers
do you have now? Do you even know?

1590
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,597
>> I think on YouTube,
what do we have? 20 something.

1591
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:47,357
>> Yeah, we're over 20, I think.
20 million on YouTube and >> same on both.

1592
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:51,997
>> Same on Spotify.
It's like 20 million subscribers. [__]

1593
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:56,637
>> That's a lot of people. >> Yeah, that's

1594
01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:58,477
what I was talking to Angela about it

1595
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:02,317
this morning and uh she said, "What what

1596
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:05,917
are you doing? I'm doing Joe's uh
podcast. I'm going to go talk to 20

1597
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,077
million people and I really don't have

1598
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:12,957
anything to say." So, uh she goes,
"Well, Joe will lead you through it.

1599
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:16,557
You'll be fine." And I'm like, I know,
but it's still 20 million [__] people.

1600
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,077
>> You can't think about it.
>> Yeah, I know.

1601
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,357
>> If you think about it,
it'll [__] your head.

1602
01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:21,677
>> I just started thinking
about it. [__] me up.

1603
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:25,437
>> Don't do it. Let it go. >> Do I
know any of them? I know a lot of them.

1604
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:28,797
>> Listen, they're just folks like
you and me. That's why it works.

1605
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:32,957
>> Yeah. >> You know,
we just have uh lucky lives.

1606
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,037
>> We have lucky [clears
throat] lives, Joe.

1607
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,957
>> Very lucky lives. >> Lucky lives.

1608
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:39,117
>> That's the best way
to put it. I'm going

1609
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,517
to do uh you know next week I'm

1610
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:44,797
celebrating 40 years in uh standup

1611
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:50,557
comedying. September 17th, 1986
is when I first started telling jokes.

1612
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,477
>> Where you are you
doing a set that night?

1613
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,997
>> I am. I got a show
at uh in Dallas that night.

1614
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:59,437
>> Oh, nice. >> And uh
and uh and I'm leaving this

1615
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:01,037
weekend for the first I've been off for

1616
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:04,477
four months. So, I'm going to Florida, I

1617
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:08,237
think Daytona and I don't know, couple

1618
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:10,397
>> I always love to do stand up in Dallas.

1619
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,637
Dallas is a fun city. >> Yeah, it is.

1620
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:17,197
>> That's fun. I always love Dallas.
I always loved Houston and I always love

1621
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:20,317
Dallas. >> Yeah, I love
Houston, too. I just have

1622
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:24,717
that one big play out in Katy in that big
gigantic room out there. And I don't

1623
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:28,477
even go into Houston anymore.
I just go to Katy. That's as far as I go.

1624
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:30,957
>> What is the place? >> Oh,
I don't know. It's that 6,000

1625
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:34,557
seater. You played it, right? That big
old huge thing. They can block parts of

1626
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,237
it off. Yeah. Yeah, I do that spot.

1627
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:40,317
Yeah. >> Big [__] I I think they change
the name of it every two years, you know,

1628
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,637
put a new sponsor on it.
Was a Toyota something.

1629
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,397
>> Yeah, they always do
stuff like that, right?

1630
01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:48,797
>> That's always weird. >> It's always a
bank or some corporation or something. So,

1631
01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:52,957
>> I could never find a room in that town
that I liked was there was the the the

1632
01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:57,357
really nice one was too small and they
had this big concrete vomitorium

1633
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,437
downtown that used to be a rock house.

1634
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:01,757
So you could just wash vomit out of it

1635
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,237
with a [__] hose. Had a lady fall out

1636
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:10,317
of the [__] balcony 26 ft. Landed
on another lady, flattened a [__] metal

1637
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:13,437
chair. >> Oh no. >> Both of them left.
And I thought a light

1638
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,277
fell from the sky. I didn't know. I was

1639
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:18,237
on stage and people are going

1640
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,197
people screaming. I'm like [__] [__]

1641
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:25,677
And turn the lights on and we
got [__] ambulance [__] stretchers

1642
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,117
coming out. They both left
on [__] stretchers. Oh my god.

1643
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:35,037
>> And uh big lady too. Buck 80 [__]
flattened another woman and her chair.

1644
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:39,037
>> Oh. >> Then the next
show, the same night, guy

1645
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:41,677
has a heart attack and dies. And I'm

1646
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,997
like, is this an Indian burial ground or

1647
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:46,957
some [__] Jesus Christ. [laughter]

1648
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:52,317
What the [__] And that but and that was
my only play there. And then they opened

1649
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:56,077
that big building out in Katie.
I'm like, okay, this is mine, boys.

1650
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:58,557
>> That place is haunted.
>> [__] Yeah, I'm not going back.

1651
01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:01,117
>> Have you ever talked to anybody else
that had weird things happen in that

1652
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:05,597
place? >> Uh, I really hadn't, but I, you
know, I >> Two nights, two or two shows.

1653
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:08,077
>> Two shows in one night. Yeah. And I

1654
01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:12,717
always thought, man, these balconies
are awfully [__] steep cuz [laughter] you

1655
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:16,157
could go up there and sit in it and go,
"How do people What keeps them from

1656
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:18,637
falling over?" Nothing. Not a goddamn

1657
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:23,837
thing. Woman just lost her balance
and went right over the [__] edge.

1658
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:28,157
Whenever I see those pen houses in Miami,
I think of that. I was watching

1659
01:30:28,240 --> 01:30:31,597
some YouTube video where there was when
one of I like watching those real estate

1660
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:35,197
shows where guys like, "Look
at this incredible apartment. Look at the

1661
01:30:35,280 --> 01:30:38,077
amenity." I like I don't know
why I'm a [__] I like watching

1662
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:41,197
>> I like real estate [__] >> I
like watching condos and places I'll

1663
01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:44,317
never buy a condo. So, he's at this uh

1664
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:47,197
crazy condo that's a penthouse in Miami.

1665
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:50,317
It's like $70 million and it's got this

1666
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:54,397
glass wall that's like titty high and

1667
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:58,397
then down like 70 flights. It's this

1668
01:30:58,480 --> 01:31:00,797
glass wall and then look over the side.

1669
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:04,797
Like I can't swing that.
>> I don't like that feeling.

1670
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:07,757
>> I don't like it worse if
I have my phone in my hand

1671
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:11,117
>> because I can fall off. That's fine,
but I can't let that phone go.

1672
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,357
>> What if the phone hits somebody
in the head and kills them?

1673
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:14,557
>> That'd be on you, wouldn't it?

1674
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:17,357
>> It would be on you. It'd be easy
to trace that [__] right on back to

1675
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:21,037
where it came from. >> Be hard.
It's just like the the balcony

1676
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:23,677
thing. Like I see that in New York City,
too. Some of those apartments that have

1677
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:27,517
balconies and you just look over
the ledge. Like that's too weird. It's too

1678
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:31,277
weird that there's a place in your house
where you could definitely die if you

1679
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:33,037
take an extra step. >> All right.

1680
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:36,637
>> I would say don't live in a place where
you could definitely die if you take an

1681
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:40,637
extra step. [laughter] >>
Just generally as a rule.

1682
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:44,237
>> That's got to [__] with your anxiety,
too. Imagine getting high up there and

1683
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:48,157
looking down. >> I've I've still got
that penthouse, but it's only 22 floors.

1684
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:49,597
>> That's enough. >> Yeah, that's plenty.

1685
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,277
>> I've been to your place. That's enough.

1686
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:53,997
That's more than enough to die.

1687
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:56,397
>> More than enough.
>> I live like 600 feet in the sky.

1688
01:31:56,480 --> 01:31:59,917
>> I know you do, dude. You live way
the >> I have I asked someone who lives up

1689
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:03,917
there, too. I have a couple weird dreams
sometimes where like the building is

1690
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,317
falling over. It's not like a crash or a

1691
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:09,117
big event, but like it's just weird

1692
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:13,597
inception like mindbending just
falling to the ground very slowly

1693
01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:17,517
and weirdly. It's [__] because you can
feel the the sway. I see my toilet water

1694
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,877
move all the time. >> [__] that,
dude. Get out. Get out. Where

1695
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:24,717
you live? Don't say it.
I'm going to say I live downtown also.

1696
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:29,837
>> Don't get out now. >> Get out.
Get yourself a place in view.

1697
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:31,677
>> You can't like the view is insane.

1698
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:35,997
>> Oh yeah, your view is sick. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean there's pros to it for sure. Like

1699
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:39,357
whenever I'm in New York City, if I
know somebody that has an apartment, my

1700
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,837
friend's dad had an apartment in New
York City and he had like this corner

1701
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:47,997
building like uh this building where his
uh his apartment had glass on one side,

1702
01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:51,517
glass on the other side. It was just
all city and it was in the middle of

1703
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:55,037
everything and I was like this is the
view. Like a lot of people have the view

1704
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:59,037
of like the city in the distance, but
the city right on top of you and he was

1705
01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:01,517
like, you know, like 30th floor
or something like that and there's all

1706
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:05,837
these other buildings. It's like like
a sci-fi movie, you know? It's like it's

1707
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:10,317
so exciting. Just the feeling of all
these lit windows and all these

1708
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,437
buildings around you and looking
down, seeing the cars and traffic,

1709
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:17,037
>> all the [__] stories, man,
that everybody has, you know,

1710
01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,837
>> and everybody's like watching
everybody else. Everybody's got [__]

1711
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:22,717
binoculars. They're looking into other
people's windows and seeing if people

1712
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:29,517
are [__] people.
>> I got a big old [__] tripod.

1713
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:33,677
I had seen Titty One with it. I don't
know how much I spent on that goddamn

1714
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,997
thing. I [clears throat]
haven't seen one tit.

1715
01:33:36,080 --> 01:33:38,317
>> The New York City
thing I I kind of get,

1716
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:41,917
but I don't. I mean, I I think I get it.

1717
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,477
If you if I was a single guy and I was

1718
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:47,517
younger, I kind of get it. But someone

1719
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:51,997
like to me, I'm just being on top
of people like that is not good for you. I

1720
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:54,877
don't think it's good for you to be
smooshed in with so many people like to

1721
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:57,357
feel all their vibe
around you all the time.

1722
01:33:57,440 --> 01:34:00,317
>> Yeah. I I love to go there. there.
I used to take my mother, my mother used

1723
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:03,197
to go, loved to go to [__] theater

1724
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:07,597
there. So I mother was alive, I would
take her to New York and we went to see

1725
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:11,757
Phantom Opera and like halfway through it,
I leaned over to mother and said, I

1726
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:15,917
didn't realize it was an opera. Well,
it's in the name. I'm [laughter] like, I

1727
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,077
know, but I still didn't know it was going
to be Oh, you thought it was going

1728
01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:20,957
to be like the >> a play of Yeah.
I didn't know it was

1729
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:24,637
going to be just a straight up [__] opera.
I wouldn't have gone. [laughter]

1730
01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:28,957
But we also went to see Book of Mormon
with the the original cast and that was

1731
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:31,597
so [__] funny, man.
>> Book of Mormon's amazing.

1732
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:35,037
>> God, what a great [__] those
[__] South Park boys. South America,

1733
01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:38,397
>> didn't Yeah, they changed the name
of their show to South America for Trump.

1734
01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:41,517
>> Yeah, I think it's >> an episode.
No, it's the next year.

1735
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:43,037
That's what it's going to be called.

1736
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:47,037
Yep. [laughter] >> That was
the best joke. I laughed out

1737
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:49,357
loud. I read it on my phone by myself at

1738
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:54,637
the house and laughed out loud. Like,
that is [__] rich. Oh, it's so silly.

1739
01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:57,357
>> Those guys, you can't [__] with those
guys. They're funny and they don't give

1740
01:34:57,440 --> 01:34:59,517
a [__] >> and they're super rich.

1741
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:04,377
>> Yeah, super [__] rich. >>
The website has it as South America now.

1742
01:35:04,460 --> 01:35:06,480
[laughter]

1743
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:12,637
>> [__] amazing.
I I couldn't live without South Park.

1744
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:13,917
>> That means we'll get
a new theme song, man.

1745
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:17,197
>> They're like the only thing
that Comedy Central didn't [__] up.

1746
01:35:17,280 --> 01:35:21,117
>> They were too big for Comedy Central,
you know? They they had us so much

1747
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:25,357
power, you know, with the success of that
show. I guess they don't [__] with us.

1748
01:35:25,440 --> 01:35:29,197
>> I remember when the first tape
was going around, the VHS tape.

1749
01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:31,887
>> Yeah. >> What would
Brian Bano do? Remember that?

1750
01:35:31,970 --> 01:35:35,837
[laughter] >> What would Brian Bano
do if he weren't here right now?

1751
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:38,077
>> He'd make a plan and follow through.

1752
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:39,837
>> That's back before the internet.

1753
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:43,517
>> That's what's really crazy. South
Park was around before the internet was

1754
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:46,157
everywhere. So, this was probably like

1755
01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:50,957
95, right? Yeah, I think so.
When did uh the

1756
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:54,637
first >> It debuted on uh Comedy
Central in 99, I think, or 97,

1757
01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:57,917
>> but there was a tape that they
had made that was going around and

1758
01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:00,157
>> there was the spirit of Christmas
and there's something that I think that's

1759
01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:02,637
Jesus for Santa Cl. >> Yeah,

1760
01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:04,477
>> it was a Christmas card or something.

1761
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:07,677
>> Yeah. What year was that made?

1762
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:11,837
>> Cuz I remember I was dating a gal who
worked in an agency and she got a copy

1763
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:15,117
of it. >> This says 95,
but something just said

1764
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:19,517
92. Hold on. >> Interesting.
So it was like the internet

1765
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:23,597
really became a thing in people's >>
first released that's weird. Something

1766
01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:26,477
was released in '92
and then something in 95.

1767
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:29,117
>> Okay.

1768
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:33,517
>> The first in '92
short films. So I think

1769
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:35,037
>> I guess it would have been Jesus.

1770
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:42,120
>> The earliest that I could
have seen it was 95 I believe.

1771
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:46,397
>> Jesus the kids play place
the m magic hat on Frosty. Huh.

1772
01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:48,717
>> I don't really remember that one,
but definitely remember sitting in the

1773
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:52,797
second one, Jesus and Santa.
>> So, when was the internet really in

1774
01:36:52,880 --> 01:36:56,237
everybody's house? I got the internet
for the first time in 94. When did you

1775
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:57,277
get the internet?

1776
01:36:57,360 --> 01:37:02,397
>> Uh 90 I got CompuServe first like AO

1777
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:05,437
it's like 95 96.
>> What was Comperve? What was the

1778
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,437
difference between that and >> it
was like AOL like chat rooms and

1779
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:14,067
>> Yeah, I had AOL. Yeah.
>> I still don't have the internet.

1780
01:37:14,150 --> 01:37:16,317
[laughter] I still don't have it.
But I'm going to get

1781
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:19,357
>> You don't have internet at your house
>> this year. This year you gonna get it?

1782
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:22,397
>> I do. I do. >> I don't
use it, but I've got it.

1783
01:37:22,480 --> 01:37:26,237
>> It's good to not use it. You're
smart about that [__] >> Oh, I can't.

1784
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:28,957
>> Yeah. >> I can't I
cannot read what people

1785
01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:32,237
[__] say. And then every once in a

1786
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:36,637
while I think I can for a second and I'm
like, "No, you just don't put it down."

1787
01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:39,197
cuz when we were raising money, by the

1788
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:41,037
way, I got to tell you, and I may have

1789
01:37:41,120 --> 01:37:43,837
already told you, but

1790
01:37:43,920 --> 01:37:46,237
uh you know, [snorts] when we bought the

1791
01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:48,957
the uh SH, the Sherp or whatever the

1792
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,117
[__] it was, that fire truck,

1793
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,757
>> they used that one year later to save

1794
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:56,397
lives. One year later, that same storm

1795
01:37:56,480 --> 01:37:58,317
system hit that same riverbed and they

1796
01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:03,917
used that thing for days just and they
talked about it on the news. And then

1797
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:06,797
now they have two of them and they said
one of them was given by Joe Rogan and

1798
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:10,077
Ron White >> and I was that
made me so proud that we

1799
01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:14,077
were able to do something that really
made a [__] difference, you know, and uh

1800
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:15,517
>> No, that's really
awesome. That's really

1801
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:19,277
awesome we could do that. I mean, that's
a no-brainer. That's a real thing that

1802
01:38:19,360 --> 01:38:22,077
can help people. That's so cool.

1803
01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:23,277
>> Those things look crazy, too.

1804
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:25,517
>> Oh, they're so fun, man. I took it down

1805
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:30,557
the river and [__] you go up any bank
over giant rocks. The thing will go in.

1806
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:33,357
You can't stop it. You just can't stop it.

1807
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:35,277
fun thing to have the [__] go sideways.

1808
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:37,037
That area gets hit a lot, right? Is that

1809
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:38,637
like Wimberly? Is that that area?

1810
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:44,237
>> Yeah. Well, you know, you really
It was that unique storm system, but it

1811
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:46,717
happened [__] twice.
>> There that baby is.

1812
01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:48,957
>> Yeah. I don't know if I I don't know
if I sent this to you. I forgot. This is

1813
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:50,957
the one you guys got money for.

1814
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:54,397
>> That's it. That's the one we bought,
Ron. Look at that. That's so dope.

1815
01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:58,477
>> That's the coolest thing.
>> Wow. That thing's incredible.

1816
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:00,477
Taking all those kids. That's so fun.

1817
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:04,157
Yeah, they they took that thing
all the way across Greenland,

1818
01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:08,717
>> right across the middle of Greenland.
It took weeks and weeks to do it, but they

1819
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:11,117
took it all the way across. Just nothing

1820
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:16,077
stopping that son of a They put gas
in the tires and they can run it for only

1821
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:18,637
got a 55 horsepower motor. >> Oh wow.

1822
01:39:18,720 --> 01:39:22,877
>> And uh but it's all torque,
so it doesn't go very fast, but it and it

1823
01:39:22,960 --> 01:39:24,557
needs to get good gas mileage, right?

1824
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:27,597
Because it needs to get into weird places.
But they can put gas in those

1825
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:31,037
gigantic tires and uh off of that.

1826
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:34,477
>> So, you can suck the gas out of the
tire while you're driving. How do you even

1827
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:37,837
get the gas out of the tire?
>> Like, if the tire's spinning,

1828
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:40,397
>> I don't know how it works,
but >> that doesn't make any sense to me.

1829
01:39:40,480 --> 01:39:42,237
>> Yeah. >> I'm trying
to figure out how that makes

1830
01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:44,397
sense. Like, how are you going
to get the gas out of the tires?

1831
01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:48,477
>> It It just I don't know. They rigged
up, I guess. I don't know. They got a line

1832
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:51,757
that goes to it.
>> But the line spinning if the tires

1833
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:52,317
spinning,

1834
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:56,157
>> but also the tires
deflate completely at

1835
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:59,277
night. I mean it it it'll and then it it

1836
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:03,437
airs itself back up. Uh >> wa do that.

1837
01:40:03,520 --> 01:40:07,357
>> But I asked him a million questions
before I before I bought the [__]

1838
01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:11,197
thing. >> Whoa.
Look at that thing. That's nuts.

1839
01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:16,237
>> This is a video explaining the fuel
system. I don't know if I guess

1840
01:40:16,320 --> 01:40:19,437
the rim. >> Each wheel has
its own tank. Each wheel

1841
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,837
has it own balances weight evenly so

1842
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:24,157
sharp doesn't tilt. Even if one [music]

1843
01:40:24,240 --> 01:40:27,517
tank is empty, the shirt remains stable.

1844
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:30,877
Cool fact, tires are self-regulating

1845
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:32,877
while driving, they adjust air pressure

1846
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:35,517
via exhaust gas. No onboard compressor

1847
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:38,557
needed. So go ahead, shoot one tire.

1848
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:42,877
Shirp keeps rolling. >> Whoa.

1849
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:46,557
>> I guess it did not explain the >>
what's up with fuel in those sharp

1850
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:49,357
wheels. Let's break it down. If you

1851
01:40:49,440 --> 01:40:54,717
shoot the tire, will it explode? Will
Sherp tilt if just one wheel has fuel?

1852
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:59,277
Yes, the fuel [music] is stored in the
wheel hubs separated from the air chamber.

1853
01:40:59,360 --> 01:41:01,597
>> There's sealed tanks inside the rim.

1854
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:05,677
>> Each wheel has its own tank,
but the system balances weight evenly.

1855
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:08,637
>> There you go. >> Center of it.

1856
01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:10,877
>> So, you have to take
them off to refuel.

1857
01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:12,877
That's what it is. That makes more sense.

1858
01:41:12,960 --> 01:41:16,957
>> Okay, >> that makes more sense.
Still very genius, [__]

1859
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,517
>> great way to store fuel. >> Yeah,
they're made in the Ukraine. And

1860
01:41:19,600 --> 01:41:22,877
the guy told me we just take them out
to the front, let the Russians shoot at it

1861
01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:26,877
and then bring it back and figure out
another way to build it that they just

1862
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:30,317
keep on going. They got plenty of room
to test it. And that's all mud out there

1863
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:33,837
anyway in the Ukraine. So they that's
you know that's where that was all

1864
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:37,037
conceived and and uh

1865
01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:41,197
>> and cool as [__] You know what a what
a great [__] little vehicle. Nobody

1866
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:43,917
needs one really unless you live right
out there on the river and you want to

1867
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:47,437
help in a flood.
But uh >> or you got a crazy ranch.

1868
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:49,037
>> Crazy ranch. one of those guys.

1869
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:51,037
>> Just change where you're plugging into.

1870
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:55,357
>> Okay. So, he can do it right. You
don't have to take it off. You can just go

1871
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:57,757
right from those tanks. >> Okay.

1872
01:41:57,840 --> 01:41:59,757
>> And that's how you pump fuel into your

1873
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:04,877
tank and drive it. That's nuts.

1874
01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:08,157
Oh, if you have a crazy ranch or if
you're on a front line, it's probably a

1875
01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:12,797
good vehicle to have. That Wimberly area
does get hit hard, right? They get those

1876
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:16,957
flash floods. Well, they [snorts] got
two of them, you know, and in almost

1877
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:21,437
exactly a year apart, both of them right
at Fourth of July weekend and um but I

1878
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:25,117
don't know if it it was supposed to be
like a thousand-year event and then it

1879
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:28,637
happened a year later and [laughter]
well that wasn't a thousand-y year event

1880
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:30,637
or a hundredyear flood or it was a

1881
01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:33,277
one-year flood. But I don't know if it's

1882
01:42:33,360 --> 01:42:35,917
a constant problem. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

1883
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:39,917
All those river if it gets
a storm stuck over that

1884
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:44,077
everything is granite, right? So it all
just [__] runs all over the place and

1885
01:42:44,160 --> 01:42:47,917
feeds into the Guadalupy
and and then it goes nuts.

1886
01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:52,157
>> Yeah, those flood zones are nuts when
you you see like what can happen like

1887
01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:55,597
how high the water can get
to and how quick it can happen.

1888
01:42:55,680 --> 01:42:57,757
>> Yeah, we we drove it just the other day

1889
01:42:57,840 --> 01:43:00,717
and uh just to see still you can still

1890
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:05,597
see the devastation. But that camp
Mystic is just sitting right there. I

1891
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:09,277
didn't see it the first time I went
down there and uh but boy it's just right

1892
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:11,277
there with Camp Mystic written right in

1893
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:16,397
big letters right on it and I'm like
god damn how could they not see that that

1894
01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:18,237
>> might be a problem
but it never had been

1895
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:22,797
you know it had to take the worst
thing and the worst place and you know

1896
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:24,637
communication out there and I know they

1897
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:26,877
blame a lot of it on somebody Biden or

1898
01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:29,997
somebody but but it really was not

1899
01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:33,437
foreseeable you know the

1900
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:35,917
from from my perspective And I I really

1901
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:40,157
did look at it. I mean, I I I did uh you

1902
01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:44,397
know, I I I I I gathered as much
information as I could and I'm like,

1903
01:43:44,480 --> 01:43:47,517
"Yeah, they they couldn't
have done anything about that."

1904
01:43:47,600 --> 01:43:50,077
>> Just a horrible horrible [__] thing.

1905
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:54,237
But um you know, life goes on. We all

1906
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:57,997
learn lessons. And um you know,
I I don't think that Mystic Camp will ever

1907
01:43:58,080 --> 01:44:01,357
open again, which is too bad.
>> It tried opening up again.

1908
01:44:01,440 --> 01:44:03,837
>> Yeah. I think too many
people bucked up against it now.

1909
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:07,197
>> Yeah. Well, >> such
understand gorgeous place though

1910
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:10,797
right there on the [__] river. It was
there for a hundred years or something.

1911
01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:13,117
I mean it >> that's nuts.

1912
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:14,957
>> Yeah. But uh

1913
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:18,397
>> did you see that um that crazy uh

1914
01:44:18,480 --> 01:44:21,677
avalanche that broke the dam in Nepal?

1915
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:25,917
>> Yeah, I was over there when that
happened and I mean not in Nepal but I

1916
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:30,077
mean I was overseas and it was every
news cycle was just nothing about that.

1917
01:44:30,160 --> 01:44:32,317
>> That's ins that was insane.
And I wonder

1918
01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:37,917
if that situation is in other places up
there where there the big ice dams and

1919
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:41,197
whatever. I mean, I wonder if that's
going to be something that happens as

1920
01:44:41,280 --> 01:44:44,077
those glacier caps start to melt and

1921
01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:47,117
they are melting because the the rivers

1922
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:52,077
were running like crazy when I was uh
in Switzerland and and they were worried

1923
01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:56,077
about it because normally they would
not be getting that much water, but those

1924
01:44:56,160 --> 01:44:57,997
ice they had a really hot summer and

1925
01:44:58,080 --> 01:44:59,757
those ice caps are keeping those rivers

1926
01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:03,117
running. You imagine your your whole

1927
01:45:03,200 --> 01:45:07,357
city's existence is tied to whether
or not you have an avalanche.

1928
01:45:07,440 --> 01:45:11,757
>> Yeah. >> And you're sitting there
like please please no rock slides.

1929
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:14,077
>> Yeah. >> I think
the rock slide is it is that

1930
01:45:14,160 --> 01:45:18,237
what caused the Nepal thing? There
was an avalanche that came down and and

1931
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:22,477
[__] up the dam. Is that what it >> No,
the avalanche came down and blocked

1932
01:45:22,560 --> 01:45:24,397
and that's what made the lake. Then the

1933
01:45:24,480 --> 01:45:26,717
glacier broke off and landed in the lake

1934
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:29,917
and busted that down the down the chute.

1935
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:31,757
So, there were actually two events.

1936
01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:35,757
>> Oh, >> the the rock
slide made a lake, then the

1937
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:38,717
>> How long did it take
for everything to happen?

1938
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:40,557
>> Well, I mean, once it broke.

1939
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:43,197
>> No, but it was [clears throat] really
quick with the rock slide, like between

1940
01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:44,957
the rock >> I don't know.
I don't know what the

1941
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:47,757
distance was between the rock
slide and the and the avalanche.

1942
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:51,117
>> [__] man. >> But it
was a pretty big lake. And uh

1943
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:55,037
>> the water watching the water
wash over those people was insane.

1944
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:57,917
>> It was horrible. >> Insane.
And the speed in which it came

1945
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:01,277
and the volume. Oh, just knocking things

1946
01:46:01,360 --> 01:46:04,957
completely down. >> Shattered
ice and rock flowed down at

1947
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:07,597
speeds approaching 150 km an hour,

1948
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:09,517
kicking off a flood that raised water

1949
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:13,437
levels as much as 9 m in 30 minutes.

1950
01:46:13,520 --> 01:46:17,517
>> 30 minutes. Oh, >> duck.

1951
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:21,117
>> It's just the way it w like this idea
people have like, oh, the water's

1952
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:25,517
coming. You'd be able to run like >> no,
you know, we watched that video

1953
01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:29,117
like, oh, you don't have a chance. You
can't go anywhere. There's no there just

1954
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:35,037
nowhere to hide. And the volume was a
wall just a giant like a building size

1955
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:39,677
wall of water.
>> Boulders and logs and ice,

1956
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:43,757
>> cars and everything.
And you're just going to get crushed.

1957
01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:45,517
>> It's not just water. >> Yeah.

1958
01:46:45,600 --> 01:46:49,357
>> It's everything the water's
carrying with it. Insanely heavy [__]

1959
01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:53,037
>> Stupid. Stupid [snorts] [__]

1960
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:56,317
mayhem. Just total mayhem. Yeah, natural

1961
01:46:56,400 --> 01:46:58,477
disasters are [__] crazy. When you

1962
01:46:58,560 --> 01:47:01,277
see all the meteor spots on Earth, all

1963
01:47:01,360 --> 01:47:04,717
the little all the little [__] holes

1964
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:09,517
in the ground that where they, you know,
like this one Australia that they didn't

1965
01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:11,357
discover until fairly recently.

1966
01:47:11,440 --> 01:47:14,717
>> I saw something on that.
>> Look at that. Hit by an asteroid right

1967
01:47:14,800 --> 01:47:16,397
there. Huh. When did that happen?

1968
01:47:16,480 --> 01:47:18,157
>> An asteroid the size of a house.

1969
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:21,437
>> Yeah, it was one one in Nevada.
This crazy one in Nevada. It's just this

1970
01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:26,157
[__] gigantic crater. >> Have you
ever seen that one? Yeah, I've seen it.

1971
01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:29,197
>> [__] man.
How how often does that happen?

1972
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:32,797
>> I don't think it's happened in a long
time. And we hope it's going to be a

1973
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:34,397
little while before it happens again.

1974
01:47:34,480 --> 01:47:38,077
>> The time scale of Earth is so vast and

1975
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:42,637
the time scale of a person is so small
that many many people can die, live and

1976
01:47:42,720 --> 01:47:45,997
die, live and die, live and die and it
doesn't happen. And we say, "Oh, the

1977
01:47:46,080 --> 01:47:48,397
odds of it happening very low." But

1978
01:47:48,480 --> 01:47:51,117
really, it's just random. it can happen.

1979
01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:54,557
And if it does, boom,
no more civilization.

1980
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:57,037
>> Well, yeah, but now we
could shoot them down, right?

1981
01:47:57,120 --> 01:47:59,677
>> No, >> we can't.
>> No, >> we can't stop them.

1982
01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:03,837
>> I don't think they're ready for that
yet. No, I don't think um they're ready

1983
01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:07,997
in any way to stop something big that's
headed our way. I don't think so. I

1984
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:11,997
think they have some theories. They've
never done it. Uh, I don't know how much

1985
01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:16,637
time, effort, and or resources have
been put into making sure that if a

1986
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:20,477
civilization killer asteroid has coming
our way that we can all join together

1987
01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:24,557
and launch rockets from China and Russia
and everywhere else and knock that thing

1988
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:27,677
off course. I don't know.
>> Put Elon on it.

1989
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:32,077
>> Yeah, >> he'll fix it. >> He might be
able to. He might be one of the only guys

1990
01:48:32,160 --> 01:48:35,757
>> Yep. >> that can figure out how to stop
something like that. But I don't know if

1991
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:38,957
they even know when those things are
coming. You know, some of them are

1992
01:48:39,040 --> 01:48:40,397
coming from behind the sun and they

1993
01:48:40,480 --> 01:48:42,397
don't see them until it's too late.

1994
01:48:42,480 --> 01:48:46,637
>> What do you think about uh uh

1995
01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:51,837
limiting how much people
can contribute to a political

1996
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:56,717
party? >> I think I I
think I think if anybody

1997
01:48:56,800 --> 01:49:00,237
there should be a set amount that
anybody can donate and if they donate

1998
01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:01,997
one dime more than that, they're hung by

1999
01:49:02,080 --> 01:49:05,197
the neck until dead [laughter] is that's

2000
01:49:05,280 --> 01:49:09,837
what I think. and and keep keep
the billionaires out of politics.

2001
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:13,837
>> Um I think also you could say
the same thing about corporations and then

2002
01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:17,997
>> absolutely >> also you could
say the same thing about lobbyists.

2003
01:49:18,080 --> 01:49:19,757
>> Absolutely. There's a lot of influence

2004
01:49:19,840 --> 01:49:21,437
on our politics that I think should be

2005
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:26,157
eliminated. And money in politics is is

2006
01:49:26,240 --> 01:49:30,477
it's so ingrained. It's so entangled in

2007
01:49:30,560 --> 01:49:34,237
politics. Like the idea of removing it
entirely seems ridiculous to people. But

2008
01:49:34,320 --> 01:49:38,557
if it didn't exist and you said, "Hey,
what do you think about like letting

2009
01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:42,317
corporations, you know, those ones
that dump [__] into rivers and pollute

2010
01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:45,597
ecosystems and do a lot of funky [__]
in third world countries they're not

2011
01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,877
supposed to do? What do you think about

2012
01:49:46,960 --> 01:49:49,997
having them contribute so much money to

2013
01:49:50,080 --> 01:49:54,637
our politics that they have incredible
influence over regulations that get

2014
01:49:54,720 --> 01:49:56,957
passed? >> Absolutely.
>> What a great idea.

2015
01:49:57,040 --> 01:49:59,437
>> Yeah. [laughter] I wish I was one.

2016
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:01,277
>> Nobody would say
that's a good idea. You

2017
01:50:01,360 --> 01:50:05,357
would say, "No, let's keep money out
of it and make sure that all laws that get

2018
01:50:05,440 --> 01:50:07,917
passed are for the benefit
of the society and the people."

2019
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:11,757
>> Absolutely. >> Not individual
corporations or individual people.

2020
01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:14,237
>> Yeah. Definitely not.
And then you would

2021
01:50:14,320 --> 01:50:15,837
you go even further than that. You'd

2022
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:19,037
say, "Well, let's let's make sure that

2023
01:50:19,120 --> 01:50:24,237
the people that are doing the job are
compensated fairly but are not allowed

2024
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:29,757
to insider trade." >> Yeah. [laughter]
Isn't that >> We're being grifted, Joe.

2025
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:31,677
>> 100%. >> We are being grifted.

2026
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:33,437
>> No if ends or buts about that.

2027
01:50:33,520 --> 01:50:37,997
>> I was listening to this uh story
was really about Chinese politics

2028
01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:42,637
and I don't I don't think communism
is the answer to anything. But you don't

2029
01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:46,317
just it's not a the leader is not
a popularity contest. That's somebody

2030
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:49,917
that's been in this business for 40 years,
you know, that knows how to run a

2031
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:53,837
country. It's not a just here's this guy,
we'll let this guy do it. Everybody

2032
01:50:53,920 --> 01:50:56,237
seems to like this guy. Uh, you know, it

2033
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:58,317
is all comes from the ground up. You

2034
01:50:58,400 --> 01:51:01,597
know, you're and China works pretty

2035
01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:03,917
well, I think. You know, I I don't know.

2036
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:08,397
I've never been there, but uh it makes
sense that people in those powerful jobs

2037
01:51:08,480 --> 01:51:10,397
should have a lot of experience

2038
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:13,357
>> that but they also can't be removed and

2039
01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:18,397
they have total power. And if you say
anything about the government, they will

2040
01:51:18,480 --> 01:51:20,157
literally put you in a prison somewhere.

2041
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:21,597
They'll put you in a camp somewhere.

2042
01:51:21,680 --> 01:51:25,917
They've removed people. They've silenced
people. They've even billionaires,

2043
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:29,917
they've made them disappear. You can't
step out of line. And the cover the

2044
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:33,357
government and the businesses work
handinand glove. That's it. Period.

2045
01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:37,277
There's no government no business
that works without the influence of the

2046
01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:41,437
government over there. So there's
they have giant problems too, but they

2047
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:44,237
probably have better leadership in terms

2048
01:51:44,320 --> 01:51:48,637
of like strengthening their country,
but it's terrible for freedom.

2049
01:51:48,720 --> 01:51:52,317
>> What you need is like I've heard
the argument and I I don't agree with it,

2050
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:55,757
but what you need is great leaders,
right? But what you need is like a

2051
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:59,277
benevolent dictator. [laughter] Like
someone who really does care, someone

2052
01:51:59,360 --> 01:52:03,437
who really is a good person and and
genuinely doesn't want for anything or

2053
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:06,637
need for anything and just wants to try
to make their mark and make the world a

2054
01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:08,557
better place. >> Yeah.
>> That doesn't exist.

2055
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:10,477
>> It doesn't. And why not? Why not?

2056
01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:11,757
>> I don't know.
Because most of the people

2057
01:52:11,840 --> 01:52:14,317
that get the job, they that's not who

2058
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:17,197
they are. Most of the people are either

2059
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:19,917
wararmongers or [__] hounds. They're p

2060
01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:24,797
power brokers. There are people who want
the feeling of being the top dog. You

2061
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:27,757
know, that's those those are the people
that generally get to those positions

2062
01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:30,877
and those are the ones that because this
the struggle is so hard to get there and

2063
01:52:30,960 --> 01:52:34,557
then they're going to tear you down and
attack you and pull up things from your

2064
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:37,277
past and most people don't want to go
through that. And so a lot of people

2065
01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:39,997
that may be good leaders
never want that position,

2066
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:42,637
>> right? Because it's a [__] job
>> and it doesn't even pay well.

2067
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:44,397
>> Yeah. It's like it
pays a half a million

2068
01:52:44,480 --> 01:52:48,557
dollars a year and these guys that are
which is good money for a real job but

2069
01:52:48,640 --> 01:52:51,037
like if you're being the president
of the United States you're around

2070
01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:54,237
billionaires and there's all this
influence and and then they leave the

2071
01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:58,397
job and then they get these speaking gigs.
So they talk at a conference of

2072
01:52:58,480 --> 01:53:01,277
bankers for a half million bucks.
You're like what >> right?

2073
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:04,797
>> What is this? What is this shenanigans

2074
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:08,557
that you're involved in? It's the way
it is. The job doesn't pay much, but the

2075
01:53:08,640 --> 01:53:10,877
job pays a lot, you know, if if you work

2076
01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:16,440
it that way. You know,
>> they all leave rich.

2077
01:53:16,720 --> 01:53:19,677
Jimmy Carter was like the only one that

2078
01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:21,917
like kind of stayed reasonable his whole

2079
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:27,357
life. He he never became a rich guy
after he left office. He basically

2080
01:53:27,440 --> 01:53:29,917
that's who he was.
>> He stayed the same way.

2081
01:53:30,000 --> 01:53:32,557
>> I think Terico might
be one of those guys.

2082
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:34,957
>> Well, I would hope so. you know, um,

2083
01:53:35,040 --> 01:53:39,677
look, it's always good
to assume the best about people.

2084
01:53:39,760 --> 01:53:43,517
He said some things that I
think are questionable.

2085
01:53:43,600 --> 01:53:45,757
>> Yeah. But, you know, God is non-binary.

2086
01:53:45,840 --> 01:53:48,317
He said that one time. And then people

2087
01:53:48,400 --> 01:53:53,197
were like, I don't know what non-binary
means and that makes me nervous. And

2088
01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:55,757
>> I get what he's saying
there that God is a is not.

2089
01:53:55,840 --> 01:53:57,677
>> It doesn't matter if
it's a man or a woman.

2090
01:53:57,760 --> 01:54:00,077
>> It's God.
It's an infinite loving force.

2091
01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:02,477
It's not as simple as >> I get it, too.

2092
01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:06,637
>> I get what he's saying. And it's just
what you're saying is also like you're,

2093
01:54:06,720 --> 01:54:11,197
you know, I get people that want to say
they're not a man or a woman. You I feel

2094
01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:15,917
like you should say whatever you want to
say. But to say that that's a thing is a

2095
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:20,077
different thing. Like this like if
you're a biologist and you say there's

2096
01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:25,277
non-binary people, like are there like
what are we saying? There's XX and XY

2097
01:54:25,360 --> 01:54:26,877
and there's people that are interex.

2098
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:30,477
There's people that have this this weird
thing like there's women that are born

2099
01:54:30,560 --> 01:54:34,077
XY. Uh, so they're a man,
but they have like

2100
01:54:34,160 --> 01:54:35,837
some they have their testicles inside of

2101
01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:38,637
their bodies and they also have androgen

2102
01:54:38,720 --> 01:54:41,357
resistant genetics somehow or another.

2103
01:54:41,440 --> 01:54:46,237
So they never become like masculine
and they look really feminine, but

2104
01:54:46,320 --> 01:54:49,997
they're essentially XY chromosome
is weirdness. That's that's really what

2105
01:54:50,080 --> 01:54:53,517
like non-binary is. That's real
non-binary. That's like very strange.

2106
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:56,797
That's like >> your interex.
But some people just don't

2107
01:54:56,880 --> 01:55:00,077
feel comfortable in their skin and they
don't want to be labeled a male or a

2108
01:55:00,160 --> 01:55:03,837
female. they just want to be whatever
they are, which is fine. But when you're

2109
01:55:03,920 --> 01:55:07,437
talking about biology, I think we have
to be able to make a distinction. We

2110
01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:09,677
have to know like what we're actually

2111
01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:14,477
talking about. You know, facts over
feelings. Feelings are fine. Like you

2112
01:55:14,560 --> 01:55:18,317
should be able to say what you call
yourself Carol or Bob or whatever you

2113
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:21,437
want to do, man. You want to be
a man now. Okay, you're a man.

2114
01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:24,557
>> I'm cool with that. But let's not, you

2115
01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:26,557
know, let let's not let the nonsense

2116
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:29,997
invade the the actual analysis of what

2117
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:34,477
we're talking about. And some of what
we're talking about is just dysphoria.

2118
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:39,277
It's gender dysphoria. That's what it's
always been described as, which is, you

2119
01:55:39,360 --> 01:55:42,157
know, there's a lot of things that people
have wrong with them. It doesn't

2120
01:55:42,240 --> 01:55:44,237
mean that, you know, they're bad people.

2121
01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:46,877
It doesn't mean that, you know, should
alienate them and they shouldn't have

2122
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:49,677
rights. And that's no one's saying that.

2123
01:55:49,760 --> 01:55:52,717
You're saying like, "No, you can't
compete in the women's division because

2124
01:55:52,800 --> 01:55:54,637
you're not. You're a biological man."

2125
01:55:54,720 --> 01:55:58,157
And I know you wish you were a woman
and I know you want to be identified as a

2126
01:55:58,240 --> 01:56:01,997
woman. That's great. But when it comes to
sports, >> right, when it comes to tennis,

2127
01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:05,517
>> Yeah. Stop stop the nonsense.
And this is,

2128
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:10,157
>> you know, it's just there's a lot
of like weird [__] that goes along with

2129
01:56:10,240 --> 01:56:14,957
compassion, you know, where people don't
want to look at reality because reality

2130
01:56:15,040 --> 01:56:19,197
itself is not compassionate. The reality
itself is like, you know, you are

2131
01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:23,197
discriminatory, you're transphobic,
you're this, you're that. Like, okay,

2132
01:56:23,280 --> 01:56:25,517
I'm not that's not what we're saying.

2133
01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:29,597
Like, we're saying like, you got to be
reasonable. And reasonable is you've got

2134
01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:33,677
to know what's the difference between
a sex offender who decides he's a woman

2135
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:38,877
and wants to hang around with women
versus a guy who has gender dysphobia,

2136
01:56:38,960 --> 01:56:42,557
dysphoria, and wants to be recognized
as a woman. Two different things. And if I

2137
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:47,037
get it wrong, forgive me, you know,
if I don't call you the right name or

2138
01:56:47,120 --> 01:56:50,957
whatever, I I suggest you try to grow
a pretty thick skin because people are

2139
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:52,957
always going to be mean, you know. So,

2140
01:56:53,040 --> 01:56:54,957
just let it run down your back. I mean,

2141
01:56:55,040 --> 01:57:00,077
I've got thick skin, you know. Uh >>
it's a complicated conversation because

2142
01:57:00,160 --> 01:57:03,037
it's not one that we all thought we
were going to have 20 years ago. No, that

2143
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:04,877
that was going to be at the forefront of

2144
01:57:04,960 --> 01:57:07,757
society discussion about gender. Like,

2145
01:57:07,840 --> 01:57:12,397
>> it's odd. It's very odd. I just I don't
like it being promoted for young people

2146
01:57:12,480 --> 01:57:15,837
because young people are getting
surgeries and taking chemical castration

2147
01:57:15,920 --> 01:57:19,277
drugs and doing which is essentially
what hormone blockers are. They're the

2148
01:57:19,360 --> 01:57:22,637
same category of drugs they use for sex

2149
01:57:22,720 --> 01:57:26,957
offenders when they chemically castrate
them, it's [__] To do that to kids is

2150
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:30,157
[__] Do that to kids that don't know
what they're doing yet. They're they're

2151
01:57:30,240 --> 01:57:33,597
they're confused. And there's a lot
of dransitioners, man. There's a lot of

2152
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:36,397
people that went through that and
really wish they didn't. And they get

2153
01:57:36,480 --> 01:57:38,237
ostracized from the trans community.

2154
01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:42,637
They get ostracized from progressive
communities. They get they get told they

2155
01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:45,757
were never trans to begin with. Like
what does that mean? Like what are you

2156
01:57:45,840 --> 01:57:47,837
what are you saying? This is not like

2157
01:57:47,920 --> 01:57:49,517
you're saying someone's not black or not

2158
01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:54,317
white. Like just traits that are just

2159
01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:57,037
they are what they are. You have,
you know, you have blonde hair, you have

2160
01:57:57,120 --> 01:58:00,077
black hair. This is like what you're
born with. To say you are not really

2161
01:58:00,160 --> 01:58:01,917
transgender. It's like what the [__] are

2162
01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:05,117
you saying? You're making someone do

2163
01:58:05,200 --> 01:58:09,437
something to their body.
You're doing something to them through

2164
01:58:09,520 --> 01:58:14,477
surgery or through chemicals. Like this
is to say that you're not really one of

2165
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:19,277
you're not really transgender.
You just did it. Like what?

2166
01:58:19,360 --> 01:58:21,517
>> I I don't know. How about recognize
the [clears throat] fact that people are

2167
01:58:21,600 --> 01:58:25,197
easily influenced and sometimes people
make mistakes and sometimes people get

2168
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:29,117
convinced or convince themselves that
they're they should do something because

2169
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:34,477
it's it's fashionable in society and it's
it's culturally relevant currently.

2170
01:58:34,560 --> 01:58:37,837
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know,
I'm not for any of that,

2171
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:41,117
but I mean I I think try to be fair, try

2172
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:44,077
to be nice and and you know, let them do

2173
01:58:44,160 --> 01:58:46,157
whatever the [__] they want to do. But

2174
01:58:46,240 --> 01:58:48,397
but even uh Taler Rico is against having

2175
01:58:48,480 --> 01:58:51,917
any kind of surgery before 18. And uh

2176
01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:54,957
same as Paxin, but Paxton didn't cost

2177
01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:58,717
this uh Terico didn't cost this state $6

2178
01:58:58,800 --> 01:59:03,437
million in uh fines and lawsuits, and

2179
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:06,797
that happened to Paxon. So,
>> how did he cost what did he do?

2180
01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:10,637
>> Paxton? >> Yeah.
What did he do that cost $6 million?

2181
01:59:10,720 --> 01:59:14,077
>> [snorts] >> Well, uh,
back in 2020, uh, eight of his

2182
01:59:14,160 --> 01:59:16,397
assistants turned him into the FBI for

2183
01:59:16,480 --> 01:59:18,957
fraud. One of them was a 50-year Texas

2184
01:59:19,040 --> 01:59:21,517
Ranger. He fired that guy. Five decades

2185
01:59:21,600 --> 01:59:24,317
of service in the Texas Rangers. Well,

2186
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:26,237
that guy sued him and [clears throat]

2187
01:59:26,320 --> 01:59:29,357
uh, and they they fired four of the

2188
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:32,077
eight people that that turned him in. He

2189
01:59:32,160 --> 01:59:35,037
did, and fired him. And then he realized

2190
01:59:35,120 --> 01:59:39,757
that he was going to get [__] sued
over it. and uh he came up with a

2191
01:59:39,840 --> 01:59:43,197
solution. He was going
to give them $3 million

2192
01:59:43,280 --> 01:59:45,277
uh to settle this case and then the

2193
01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,037
house said, "No, it's not coming from

2194
01:59:47,120 --> 01:59:50,877
us." And then they sued one $6 million.

2195
01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:53,517
And guess who paid that $6 million? You

2196
01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:56,877
and me. Uh paid the $6 million for his

2197
01:59:56,960 --> 01:59:59,117
bribery and how he ever got out of this

2198
01:59:59,200 --> 02:00:01,597
stuff. He was impeached by the House.

2199
02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:04,557
His own party impeached him. 121 votes

2200
02:00:04,640 --> 02:00:07,437
to 22 and then the Senate put him back

2201
02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:12,237
in because they didn't want to lose the
seat. And uh but he's a criminal, just a

2202
02:00:12,320 --> 02:00:16,877
piece of [__] And uh >> I don't
know enough about him, but I do

2203
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:20,237
know that they're surprised that Taler
Rico's ahead of him in the polls.

2204
02:00:20,320 --> 02:00:22,557
>> I'm not I think that people are sick of

2205
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:25,597
what's going on right now in Texas.

2206
02:00:25,680 --> 02:00:29,677
They they've been in control for 30
years. What have they given us? Let

2207
02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:35,117
somebody else [__] drive. uh you know
I they're jacking with my marijuana and

2208
02:00:35,200 --> 02:00:38,637
I'm ready to get them out.
>> The marijuana thing is just so stupid

2209
02:00:38,720 --> 02:00:42,717
cuz if you look at the national polls
it's something in the range of 70% of

2210
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:46,317
the people think it should be legal,
>> right? And and we should decide, right?

2211
02:00:46,400 --> 02:00:50,317
We the people should decide. >> Yeah.
And if you find out that these

2212
02:00:50,400 --> 02:00:53,197
people who are making these decisions
have been influenced by the alcohol

2213
02:00:53,280 --> 02:00:57,277
lobby or by anybody else, >> hung
by the neck until dead. That's what

2214
02:00:57,360 --> 02:01:01,517
I'm saying. [laughter] Let's get
some severe penalties in there.

2215
02:01:01,600 --> 02:01:05,837
>> It's corruption and it's bad for us
and it's also bad for the look of Texas.

2216
02:01:05,920 --> 02:01:08,157
Texas is supposed to be
a place that's about freedom

2217
02:01:08,240 --> 02:01:11,277
>> and it is in a lot of ways
but in that way it's definitely not.

2218
02:01:11,360 --> 02:01:13,837
>> No. >> And it's
definitely stupid. Again, we

2219
02:01:13,920 --> 02:01:19,677
looked at what California is making just
the tax revenue $7 billion B with a B

2220
02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:23,437
>> with a B. >> Yeah.
And is there some enormous

2221
02:01:23,520 --> 02:01:26,077
problems that have taken place since No.

2222
02:01:26,160 --> 02:01:28,637
No. You know what is the the problem is

2223
02:01:28,720 --> 02:01:31,277
alcohol sales are down. That's the

2224
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:33,997
problem. That's what got it all stirred

2225
02:01:34,080 --> 02:01:36,397
up. Alcohol's tanking it right now. I

2226
02:01:36,480 --> 02:01:39,197
mean, wine, liquor, tequila, all of it

2227
02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:43,917
is is 20% or more off.
>> What do you think is the cause of that?

2228
02:01:44,000 --> 02:01:47,837
>> Well, it's that younger generation just
doesn't feel the need to go get hammered

2229
02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:51,917
every night. They don't have
the wallet for it. The kids are broke.

2230
02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:53,917
>> You know, they got $80,000 worth of

2231
02:01:54,000 --> 02:01:58,957
[__] school debt that your kids don't
have. and my kid doesn't have and uh you

2232
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:02,317
know there's just no money for it.
And then they they go to these clubs and

2233
02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:06,477
they like to smoke some weed and
[laughter] and go in there and not drink

2234
02:02:06,560 --> 02:02:09,437
and I you know >> also
they don't like hangovers.

2235
02:02:09,520 --> 02:02:11,277
>> Yeah. And I'm I'm
right there with them.

2236
02:02:11,360 --> 02:02:15,437
I mean I I think it's a better way.
I mean I can't go through this life

2237
02:02:15,520 --> 02:02:17,597
without some kind of buzz. I need it.

2238
02:02:17,680 --> 02:02:22,637
And uh [laughter] but liquor was the
wrong one for me. And I've just found

2239
02:02:22,720 --> 02:02:26,957
better ways. You know, there's more than
one way to skin a goddamn cat. And uh

2240
02:02:27,040 --> 02:02:30,157
>> I know. And the only reason why
that stuff is illegal is corruption. It's

2241
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:33,597
stupid. All of it. Whether it's
marijuana or mushrooms or all these

2242
02:02:33,680 --> 02:02:38,317
things. You should we should understand
them, study them, and they benefit a lot

2243
02:02:38,400 --> 02:02:39,997
of people and they should be legal.

2244
02:02:40,080 --> 02:02:43,837
Period. Everybody who thinks not either
hasn't done them or doesn't know what

2245
02:02:43,920 --> 02:02:47,437
they're talking about or is coming from
a very authoritarian perspective where

2246
02:02:47,520 --> 02:02:50,477
you think the government should be
allowed to control people's behavior.

2247
02:02:50,560 --> 02:02:51,997
And I think that's [__] ridiculous.

2248
02:02:52,080 --> 02:02:54,717
Yeah, I think it's [__]
ridiculous, too, Joe.

2249
02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:56,957
>> [__] ridiculous.
Glad >> we're on the right page, >> son.

2250
02:02:57,040 --> 02:02:58,397
>> I said I'm glad
we're on the right page.

2251
02:02:58,480 --> 02:03:02,637
>> Yeah, we're on the same page,
man. We're on the same page.

2252
02:03:02,720 --> 02:03:04,397
>> You think cameras have
anything to do with it?

2253
02:03:04,480 --> 02:03:06,477
>> What do you mean? >> People
recording people doing dumb [__]

2254
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:10,397
and not being free to be >> Oh,
that that stops people from getting drunk.

2255
02:03:10,480 --> 02:03:13,197
>> Yeah, maybe. >> Nah,
>> never stopped me.

2256
02:03:13,280 --> 02:03:15,357
>> I'm talking about the kids. You
were talking about kids. I was thinking,

2257
02:03:15,440 --> 02:03:18,477
>> you think so? [clears throat] >>
Is that what you think? I'm sort of was

2258
02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:21,997
asking like could be afraid
to be caught doing dumb [__] and

2259
02:03:22,080 --> 02:03:25,597
>> well [snorts] people are very aware
of being caught and getting embarrassed

2260
02:03:25,680 --> 02:03:28,637
because so many people
have gone viral these days.

2261
02:03:28,720 --> 02:03:31,517
>> Maybe maybe it's a factor.
It's possible.

2262
02:03:31,600 --> 02:03:36,077
>> What did they do to Jelly Roll, man?
I poor Jelly Roll. All he did was say the

2263
02:03:36,160 --> 02:03:39,117
president was a fat pig like me.
That's what he said.

2264
02:03:39,200 --> 02:03:43,037
>> Yeah. And then he said, "If you're
a Trump supporter, don't listen to my

2265
02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:45,037
music." >> Well,
that was after they canceled him

2266
02:03:45,120 --> 02:03:48,397
anyway. And so he I I mean I'm not

2267
02:03:48,480 --> 02:03:51,437
really I like Jelly Roll fine. I don't

2268
02:03:51,520 --> 02:03:53,757
know him that well, but you know, but I

2269
02:03:53,840 --> 02:03:57,197
wasn't a big listener anyway. But I've

2270
02:03:57,280 --> 02:04:01,517
met him a couple times. Seemed like
a nice guy. My boy, they went nuts.

2271
02:04:01,600 --> 02:04:04,477
>> Yeah, >> I mean nuts.
Get him out of here. Never

2272
02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:07,677
listen to his music. What did he say?

2273
02:04:07,760 --> 02:04:09,357
>> I didn't see what
he said. I heard about

2274
02:04:09,440 --> 02:04:11,677
it. Um but Jelly Roll is a sweetheart.

2275
02:04:11,760 --> 02:04:15,597
He's I wouldn't have advised him to say
that there. wouldn't have either. I've

2276
02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:18,637
always been careful with
that kind of stuff, you know,

2277
02:04:18,720 --> 02:04:21,917
>> that don't don't be stupid,
Ron. Don't be stupid.

2278
02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:26,317
>> Well, he was on the Jimmy Kimmel show,
right? So, he was doing a monologue. I

2279
02:04:26,400 --> 02:04:28,797
don't even know if he wrote it.
You know, it could have been the writers

2280
02:04:28,880 --> 02:04:32,717
from the Jimmy Kimmel show who are
obviously very anti-Trump. Like, or at

2281
02:04:32,800 --> 02:04:35,757
least Kimmel is very openly anti-Trump.

2282
02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:39,997
>> So, you know, they could have just
tricked him into doing it. [laughter]

2283
02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:44,157
>> Tricked him into throwing his career
right out the goddamn window. Look, he's

2284
02:04:44,240 --> 02:04:48,317
super talented. He'll be fine. It'll
it'll be one of those things where it's

2285
02:04:48,400 --> 02:04:50,957
it's a bump in the road
and he'll have to get over it.

2286
02:04:51,040 --> 02:04:53,437
>> I hope so. He seemed like
such a nice guy when I met him.

2287
02:04:53,520 --> 02:04:56,557
>> He is He's a sweetheart. >> He'd
been a Ron White fan since he was a

2288
02:04:56,640 --> 02:05:00,797
kid, you know, and I I got to have a warm
place in my heart for those kind of folks.

2289
02:05:00,880 --> 02:05:03,597
>> Well, he's also going through a lot
of different changes in his life, right?

2290
02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:06,317
Like so here he loses 300 lb, which is a

2291
02:05:06,400 --> 02:05:08,957
giant change. Gets hooked on fitness.

2292
02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:12,557
This is giant change. So changes his
whole life, changes his body, did the

2293
02:05:12,640 --> 02:05:16,637
ways to wealth thing just like you. And
then he gets divorced. So that's another

2294
02:05:16,720 --> 02:05:20,237
big change. So he's got these two giant
changes and then he's on the Kimmel show

2295
02:05:20,320 --> 02:05:21,517
and he's saying stupid things.

2296
02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:23,197
>> Yeah. >> Well,
he's saying jokes. I shouldn't

2297
02:05:23,280 --> 02:05:26,237
even say he's saying
stupid things. He's saying

2298
02:05:26,320 --> 02:05:28,397
>> I'm not even saying it's stupid. I'm

2299
02:05:28,480 --> 02:05:30,077
just saying like if you want people to

2300
02:05:30,160 --> 02:05:33,517
like you like going after Trump and that

2301
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:35,677
from especially from his perspective

2302
02:05:35,760 --> 02:05:40,717
like as a country guy like that's
a giant chunk of your crowd.

2303
02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:43,677
>> Absolutely. >> But if you
feel like that's what he was

2304
02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:46,077
doing standup, you know, uh at the club.

2305
02:05:46,160 --> 02:05:48,317
>> Yeah. >> He did it
a bunch of times and he was

2306
02:05:48,400 --> 02:05:51,597
practicing. So I think that's also one
of the reasons why he wanted to host the

2307
02:05:51,680 --> 02:05:56,737
Kimmel show. >> I I think that might
have been rushed a little bit.

2308
02:05:56,820 --> 02:05:59,757
>> [laughter] >> Standup's
really really hard.

2309
02:05:59,840 --> 02:06:01,277
>> It's a long road. >> Yeah, it is.

2310
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:05,357
>> He He got laughs. He had some
good lines, but it was, you know,

2311
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:09,117
>> it was what you expect from someone
who's beginning their standup journey.

2312
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:11,597
>> Yeah. >> But, uh, I think,

2313
02:06:11,680 --> 02:06:16,317
>> you know, if you know the guy, and I
do, he's the best. He's a sweetheart.

2314
02:06:16,400 --> 02:06:19,917
>> I mean, at least my experiences with
him have all been awesome and with other

2315
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:21,757
people that I know. Yeah. He's a very

2316
02:06:21,840 --> 02:06:24,557
jolly, friendly, lovable guy. But like

2317
02:06:24,640 --> 02:06:29,117
all people, he is human and humans do
things that other humans don't like and

2318
02:06:29,200 --> 02:06:32,957
then you suffer the consequences
and you know, >> right?

2319
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:35,997
>> I think he'll be fine. He'll be fine
because he's super talented. I mean,

2320
02:06:36,080 --> 02:06:38,477
he's a [__] brilliant singer and

2321
02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:43,597
brilliant songwriter. We'll see. I think
he'll be fine. I think, you know, if he

2322
02:06:43,680 --> 02:06:46,797
could do it all again, he I bet he
probably wouldn't. [laughter] You know,

2323
02:06:46,880 --> 02:06:48,797
that's part of life, you know.

2324
02:06:48,880 --> 02:06:51,837
>> You can't back up. No, [clears throat]

2325
02:06:51,920 --> 02:06:55,997
you do some things some things you wish
you hadn't. You go, "Oh shit." You know,

2326
02:06:56,080 --> 02:07:00,557
but talented people like look at Kanye
West. He had a [__] diamond swastika

2327
02:07:00,640 --> 02:07:03,037
around his neck. A year later,
he's selling out giant arenas,

2328
02:07:03,120 --> 02:07:04,717
>> right? [laughter]

2329
02:07:04,800 --> 02:07:07,677
>> I can't explain I can't explain Kanye.

2330
02:07:07,760 --> 02:07:10,237
>> People bounce back. Well, he's super

2331
02:07:10,320 --> 02:07:12,717
talented. I mean, that's really the

2332
02:07:12,800 --> 02:07:18,477
thing. unbelievably prolific and super
talented and driven like a [__]

2333
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:23,037
and >> and full-blown nuts.
>> Yep. [laughter]

2334
02:07:23,120 --> 02:07:27,037
>> Just like us, you know, >> just
in a different way. We're I mean,

2335
02:07:27,120 --> 02:07:30,717
everybody's [__] crazy. That's
the thing like people are attacking Jelly

2336
02:07:30,800 --> 02:07:33,437
Roll. One of the things that reasons
people like to do that is they're

2337
02:07:33,520 --> 02:07:37,277
terrified of them ever doing something
that's stupid. And so then when someone

2338
02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:40,797
does do something that they think
is stupid, they just can't wait to attack.

2339
02:07:40,880 --> 02:07:44,317
Boy, >> especially someone that's
like on top of the world. Jelly roll.

2340
02:07:44,400 --> 02:07:48,557
>> Relentless. >> I know.
>> Every I mean, I watched Tik Tok, you

2341
02:07:48,640 --> 02:07:50,317
know, and I just see those feeds coming

2342
02:07:50,400 --> 02:07:53,517
through. Jelly roll. Boy, they're losing

2343
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:56,317
their minds over it. I'm like, what?

2344
02:07:56,400 --> 02:08:00,397
>> Trump invented name calling. He's the
one that brought it back from the death

2345
02:08:00,480 --> 02:08:04,477
with Ellen DeGenerate.
That was the first one he did, I think.

2346
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:08,637
>> Yeah. >> And uh like, oh,
name calling. That's what we're back to.

2347
02:08:08,720 --> 02:08:11,917
>> I don't even know what the joke was.
Was he saying Trump's a fat [__] just like

2348
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:14,957
me? Like what was he saying?
>> That's what he said. I mean I don't I

2349
02:08:15,040 --> 02:08:18,077
don't I don't know what the whole
bit was, but >> that's all it was.

2350
02:08:18,160 --> 02:08:24,077
>> But he he said uh Trump is a
Trump's like me. He's a fat pig.

2351
02:08:24,160 --> 02:08:26,157
>> That's it. >> That's it.
>> And that's what they got mad at.

2352
02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:29,277
>> That's what they got mad at. He called
the president a fat pig. He's just kind

2353
02:08:29,360 --> 02:08:31,597
of fat. >> Well, he's definitely not thin.

2354
02:08:31,680 --> 02:08:35,997
>> Yeah. [laughter] Not
from not from where I'm sitting.

2355
02:08:36,080 --> 02:08:39,597
>> I mean, was the joke like he could lose
weight cuz I lost weight? I mean, what

2356
02:08:39,680 --> 02:08:45,837
was he saying? >> Uh, I just think he was
saying [laughter] >> Should we play it?

2357
02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:48,477
>> Yeah. >> All right,
let's play it. Oh, it says here.

2358
02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:52,557
>> Okay. >> Fat pig comment. I like how

2359
02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:54,637
>> Jelly Roll joked that his own 300lb

2360
02:08:54,720 --> 02:08:59,597
weight loss meant he essentially lost
an entire Donald Trump. The fat pig

2361
02:08:59,680 --> 02:09:02,717
comment. He quoted past remarks Trump
made about others and said, "Well, Mr.

2362
02:09:02,800 --> 02:09:05,677
President, from one fat pig to another,

2363
02:09:05,760 --> 02:09:09,917
take it from me that physical fitness
is very important." Huh? That's not bad,

2364
02:09:10,000 --> 02:09:13,997
>> right? >> That's not bad at all.
From one fat pig to another. Yeah.

2365
02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:17,517
>> Saying that he lost an entire
Donald Trump. Okay. He did. Yeah. Like

2366
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:21,197
literally he lost 300 lb.
That's more than a Trump probably.

2367
02:09:21,280 --> 02:09:24,557
>> And then he said from one fat pig
to another. Take it from me that physical

2368
02:09:24,640 --> 02:09:27,197
fitness is very important.
Is that terrible?

2369
02:09:27,280 --> 02:09:30,477
>> Yeah. No, >> that's
not terrible at all.

2370
02:09:30,560 --> 02:09:31,277
>> And that's it.

2371
02:09:31,360 --> 02:09:36,077
>> So maybe the real problem was him um

2372
02:09:36,160 --> 02:09:41,037
>> being on Kimmel to begin with.
Yeah, >> would be a mark against him to

2373
02:09:41,120 --> 02:09:45,277
>> and then maybe saying if you're a Trump
supporter, don't listen to my music.

2374
02:09:45,360 --> 02:09:47,117
>> But that was the next day or whatever.

2375
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:49,917
>> Yeah, you can play it. >> Sadly,
those are the only labs Trump's

2376
02:09:50,000 --> 02:09:54,477
been doing lately. According
to the Washington Post, a lot

2377
02:09:54,560 --> 02:09:57,837
of doctors are worried about
the president's weight. After his last

2378
02:09:57,920 --> 02:10:00,077
physical, we found out Trump gained 14

2379
02:10:00,160 --> 02:10:01,917
pounds, which means he's now tipping the

2380
02:10:02,000 --> 02:10:05,197
scales at almost 240.

2381
02:10:05,280 --> 02:10:07,117
It's crazy. Think about this, y'all. In

2382
02:10:07,200 --> 02:10:11,537
the last few years, I've lost 300 lb.

2383
02:10:11,620 --> 02:10:13,640
[cheering and applause]

2384
02:10:18,820 --> 02:10:21,597
[cheering] >> [applause]

2385
02:10:21,680 --> 02:10:26,317
>> That means I've lost
an entire Donald Trump.

2386
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:28,157
>> And let's be honest, based on his

2387
02:10:28,240 --> 02:10:34,040
approval ratings, it seems like most
of the country wants to do the same thing.

2388
02:10:36,560 --> 02:10:39,437
>> Now, listen, [applause] we
should take it easy, y'all. We

2389
02:10:39,520 --> 02:10:42,397
shouldn't be making fun of the president
for his weight because we know that he

2390
02:10:42,480 --> 02:10:45,117
would never do that to other people. I

2391
02:10:45,200 --> 02:10:47,997
don't speak badly about somebody's

2392
02:10:48,080 --> 02:10:52,957
physical disability, but he's
got the biggest stomach I have

2393
02:10:53,040 --> 02:10:55,117
ever seen.
>> He's actually fatter than ever.

2394
02:10:55,200 --> 02:10:57,677
>> The mayor is incompetent and the

2395
02:10:57,760 --> 02:10:59,917
governor is

2396
02:11:00,000 --> 02:11:04,717
a big fat slob.
Big fat [laughter] slob. Told you I have

2397
02:11:04,800 --> 02:11:08,077
a friend of mine. He's fat as you
never saw a guy like this. He said Chris

2398
02:11:08,160 --> 02:11:09,757
Christiey's a fat pig. You cannot do

2399
02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:12,557
that. Chris Christie is not a fat pig.

2400
02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:15,357
He is not a fat pig. He's not a fat pig.

2401
02:11:15,440 --> 02:11:17,437
Don't call him a fat pig. Sir, in the

2402
02:11:17,520 --> 02:11:20,557
back, don't call him a fat pig. Okay.

2403
02:11:20,640 --> 02:11:23,757
>> I don't talk about people being fat. I

2404
02:11:23,840 --> 02:11:28,177
refuse to talk about the fact that
he's a fat slob. I don't mention it.

2405
02:11:28,260 --> 02:11:31,037
[laughter] >> Well,
if that ain't the pot calling the

2406
02:11:31,120 --> 02:11:36,170
kettle fat. [applause]

2407
02:11:38,740 --> 02:11:42,877
[cheering] >> Well, Mr.
president. From one fat pig to

2408
02:11:42,960 --> 02:11:46,797
another, take it from me that physical
fitness is very important. And trust me,

2409
02:11:46,880 --> 02:11:49,787
you'll be happy to see your penis again.

2410
02:11:49,870 --> 02:11:51,890
[applause and cheering]

2411
02:11:54,240 --> 02:11:57,037
>> I can speak from a little bit of
experience here, y'all. The first time I

2412
02:11:57,120 --> 02:12:00,157
seen mine recently,
I was surprised at how cute it was.

2413
02:12:00,240 --> 02:12:04,077
>> That's probably rudimentary
standup, right? Like he's

2414
02:12:04,160 --> 02:12:07,197
learning how to do standup. So, he's
almost like he's a politician talking.

2415
02:12:07,280 --> 02:12:09,357
>> I tell you, I think
he did a pretty good job.

2416
02:12:09,440 --> 02:12:12,557
>> Did a very good job. But I mean,
you know what I'm saying? It's like it's

2417
02:12:12,640 --> 02:12:17,037
monologue type standup and clearly
someone wrote it and he's reading it off

2418
02:12:17,120 --> 02:12:19,517
the teleprompter. >> Yeah,

2419
02:12:19,600 --> 02:12:24,317
>> probably. But anyway, it wasn't,
you know, it certainly wasn't bad. I mean,

2420
02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:28,797
it was just jokes, you know.
>> It's It's just jokes. If someone got so

2421
02:12:28,880 --> 02:12:32,157
upset they never want to listen to Jelly
Rolls music again after that. Like,

2422
02:12:32,240 --> 02:12:36,877
>> they're crying. They're crying.
They're in tears. I see it. I see it.

2423
02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:40,237
>> Yeah. It wasn't the funniest stuff, but
I mean, he didn't. That's someone. They

2424
02:12:40,320 --> 02:12:41,997
wrote that [__] for him. I guarantee you.

2425
02:12:42,080 --> 02:12:44,477
>> I'm sure they did. >> 100%.
You could tell he was reading it.

2426
02:12:44,560 --> 02:12:49,117
It wasn't like he was just speaking off
the cuff. He was 100% reading a thing.

2427
02:12:49,200 --> 02:12:52,237
>> He looked good, though. >> Looks great,
>> didn't he? He look kind of handsome.

2428
02:12:52,320 --> 02:12:56,397
>> He's very handsome now. He lost a lot
of weight, man. I mean, the guy uh when he

2429
02:12:56,480 --> 02:12:59,757
came to do the podcast, he ran six
and a half miles on the treadmill while we

2430
02:12:59,840 --> 02:13:03,517
were hanging out. >> No [__] >> Oh,
yeah. And talking while he's

2431
02:13:03,600 --> 02:13:06,637
running. So, I'm working out.
I'm in front of him working out, lifting

2432
02:13:06,720 --> 02:13:09,677
weights, and he's running on this
treadmill the entire time and talking

2433
02:13:09,760 --> 02:13:13,357
while he's running. >> Wow. >> Yeah,
he's fit now. It's kind of crazy.

2434
02:13:13,440 --> 02:13:16,877
We went to see him. Um, you know,
he performed at uh, you know, Matthew

2435
02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:19,117
McConna has that Mac and Jack, that big

2436
02:13:19,200 --> 02:13:21,517
thing that they do where it's a big uh,

2437
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:24,477
it's a charity benefit and auction and

2438
02:13:24,560 --> 02:13:29,597
he has people perform. So, he um, Jelly
Roll performed. He was a performer that

2439
02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:31,437
night. And then uh as he's coming off

2440
02:13:31,520 --> 02:13:34,157
the stage, there's this uh stairway with

2441
02:13:34,240 --> 02:13:37,357
a railing on it. And we're me and Tony

2442
02:13:37,440 --> 02:13:41,517
uh are over to the left side where you
know behind the stage. He grabs a hold

2443
02:13:41,600 --> 02:13:45,037
of the railing and jumps over it. And I
go, "Do you know what you just did?" I

2444
02:13:45,120 --> 02:13:49,197
go, "You used to be 500 lb and now you
just grabbed a railing and jumped over

2445
02:13:49,280 --> 02:13:51,437
it like a cat." Like that's crazy.

2446
02:13:51,520 --> 02:13:53,677
>> Wow. >> It's like a different
You're a different human being.

2447
02:13:53,760 --> 02:13:56,477
>> That's kind of inspiring.
>> It's very inspiring.

2448
02:13:56,560 --> 02:14:00,957
>> Yeah. I wish he didn't say that stuff,
but I mean it's just sometimes the juice

2449
02:14:01,040 --> 02:14:03,277
is not worth the squeeze.
>> Yeah, you're right about that.

2450
02:14:03,360 --> 02:14:05,277
>> You know, >> you got
to figure out the juice in the

2451
02:14:05,360 --> 02:14:07,997
squeeze, baby. You got to figure it out.

2452
02:14:08,080 --> 02:14:12,717
>> But, you know, if you know Jelly Roll,
he's a great guy. It's just that kind of

2453
02:14:12,800 --> 02:14:17,997
monologue, standup stuff.
It is funny seeing all

2454
02:14:18,080 --> 02:14:21,117
the different times Trump called people
fat though. That is [__] hilarious.

2455
02:14:21,200 --> 02:14:24,077
>> Yeah.

2456
02:14:24,160 --> 02:14:28,557
But you know, Trump supporters are
[__] nuts, man. They're rabid. He

2457
02:14:28,640 --> 02:14:31,597
represents something other
than just a person to them.

2458
02:14:31,680 --> 02:14:34,957
>> Oh, it's Christ. >> Yeah.
Well, he represents something some

2459
02:14:35,040 --> 02:14:37,757
a leader that they
wish they had, you know?

2460
02:14:37,840 --> 02:14:40,717
>> Yeah. >> Which is a real
problem our society in

2461
02:14:40,800 --> 02:14:44,717
general with leaders. We we look to them
as if there's something different than

2462
02:14:44,800 --> 02:14:47,837
every other person that's ever been
a leader before. Like, this is the one.

2463
02:14:47,920 --> 02:14:51,677
This is the one that's going to save us,
>> right? And and you know what? Some

2464
02:14:51,760 --> 02:14:55,517
people are hopeless and there anybody
that says, "Well, I'll give you hope."

2465
02:14:55,600 --> 02:14:57,837
And then you know that what are you

2466
02:14:57,920 --> 02:15:02,077
going to do? You know, you got to

2467
02:15:02,160 --> 02:15:04,797
I I told I've said this more than once

2468
02:15:04,880 --> 02:15:09,997
that in back when that if you really
want to improve your lot in life and you

2469
02:15:10,080 --> 02:15:13,357
don't really have anything and you don't
really have an education, you should be

2470
02:15:13,440 --> 02:15:16,157
Bernie [__] Sanders, you know, is

2471
02:15:16,240 --> 02:15:20,637
your guy. Uh because he wants to get
the minimum wage up. You think somebody's

2472
02:15:20,720 --> 02:15:23,677
going to come in and hand you a bunch
of loot? That's never going to happen.

2473
02:15:23,760 --> 02:15:25,197
Maybe you can make a couple more bucks

2474
02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:30,877
an hour. Go with that. You know, that's
not Is it Bernie Sanders? Yeah. Yeah.

2475
02:15:30,960 --> 02:15:34,237
>> The guy from Vermont. >> Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. So, you know, he was

2476
02:15:34,320 --> 02:15:38,237
really trying to help. >> And but there
like that's not enough. We don't

2477
02:15:38,320 --> 02:15:41,677
>> Well, they didn't want him.
The Democratic establishment did not want

2478
02:15:41,760 --> 02:15:43,517
that guy. That was the first time that I

2479
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:49,357
ever got attacked when I had Bernie
on and uh someone was on the podcast and

2480
02:15:49,440 --> 02:15:51,997
they said, "Who you gonna vote for?"
I said, "Oh, it was Jimmy Door." And I

2481
02:15:52,080 --> 02:15:54,717
said, "If I was going to vote for anybody,
I'd probably vote for Bernie.

2482
02:15:54,800 --> 02:15:55,997
Who's the one who makes the most sense?"

2483
02:15:56,080 --> 02:15:57,437
Like, he's the only guy that's like he's

2484
02:15:57,520 --> 02:16:00,157
anti-war. He wants to take a small

2485
02:16:00,240 --> 02:16:03,597
amount of money from uh stock market

2486
02:16:03,680 --> 02:16:07,997
speculation and use that to fund a bunch
of these social programs. I'm like,

2487
02:16:08,080 --> 02:16:10,557
let's see. This is a long time ago. I

2488
02:16:10,640 --> 02:16:15,917
don't necessarily think that I feel
the same way anymore about him. Um, one of

2489
02:16:16,000 --> 02:16:19,277
the reasons being is that he kind of gave
in to the Democratic establishment.

2490
02:16:19,360 --> 02:16:22,797
He let them run him over during
that whole thing with Hillary where they

2491
02:16:22,880 --> 02:16:26,797
rigged the primary. >> He let
he let them get away with stuff

2492
02:16:26,880 --> 02:16:30,317
where I think he should have put his
foot down and said, "This is [__] up,

2493
02:16:30,400 --> 02:16:32,397
>> right? This is the way rigging the

2494
02:16:32,480 --> 02:16:34,717
party." They haven't had a legit primary

2495
02:16:34,800 --> 02:16:38,317
in like what, more than a decade.

2496
02:16:38,400 --> 02:16:41,597
>> That's not good. That's not good.
If you want to be the party that's the

2497
02:16:41,680 --> 02:16:45,917
solution, the change. Well,
you have Where's your primaries?

2498
02:16:46,000 --> 02:16:48,957
What are you doing? Like when they
installed Kla, they just shoved her in

2499
02:16:49,040 --> 02:16:52,717
there. All of a sudden, this is this is
our representative now. Biden's out. And

2500
02:16:52,800 --> 02:16:54,477
we were like, wait, what? >> Right.

2501
02:16:54,560 --> 02:16:57,757
>> There's no primary. Like what about
the rules? What about the way we've always

2502
02:16:57,840 --> 02:17:00,957
done this? >> Well,
Biden was taking a nap.

2503
02:17:01,040 --> 02:17:04,957
He had to do something.
>> It's amazing he's still alive.

2504
02:17:05,040 --> 02:17:08,557
I thought he was going to die right
after he got out of office. I thought I

2505
02:17:08,640 --> 02:17:11,917
thought he was probably barely hanging on,
which is also the real my one of the

2506
02:17:12,000 --> 02:17:13,677
my big fears about him doing another

2507
02:17:13,760 --> 02:17:16,637
four years. Like there's no way no way

2508
02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:20,237
he's going to make it out of four years.

2509
02:17:20,320 --> 02:17:22,397
>> I don't know.
It's all going to be over soon.

2510
02:17:22,480 --> 02:17:24,957
>> What do you mean AI or the apocalypse?

2511
02:17:25,040 --> 02:17:27,597
>> The apocalypse. >> Do you
hear the JD Vance was doing a

2512
02:17:27,680 --> 02:17:29,517
speech I was listening
to on Tim Dylan show?

2513
02:17:29,600 --> 02:17:33,007
>> Yeah, I must brought this up a second
ago, so I just saw it on Twitter again.

2514
02:17:33,090 --> 02:17:37,197
[laughter] >> Talk about
end times. that what did it

2515
02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:39,597
what was his exact quote? Let's play it.

2516
02:17:39,680 --> 02:17:42,877
Let's play it. >> Is it like
first of all, who are you

2517
02:17:42,960 --> 02:17:48,840
talking to that you feel
like this is the thing to say?

2518
02:17:49,120 --> 02:17:51,757
>> This is talking about like whether or

2519
02:17:51,840 --> 02:17:57,197
not we're entering end
times. >> JD Vance was

2520
02:17:57,280 --> 02:18:00,237
>> Yes. >> It's loading
it for some reason.

2521
02:18:00,320 --> 02:18:04,717
>> He's on Tim Dylan's show. >> No,
no, no, no, no, no. He was uh just

2522
02:18:04,800 --> 02:18:08,077
giving the speech. Tim Dylan was making
fun of it. It's [__] hilarious.

2523
02:18:08,160 --> 02:18:09,357
>> What's he saying?

2524
02:18:09,440 --> 02:18:11,357
>> Friends and their and their family. I I

2525
02:18:11,440 --> 02:18:15,837
I So I I tend to think like the while I

2526
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:19,357
wouldn't be shocked if we are living
in the end times. What I'm trying to focus

2527
02:18:19,440 --> 02:18:23,437
on is doing as much of God's
work as possible right now.

2528
02:18:23,520 --> 02:18:25,197
>> And if that leads to the end times,

2529
02:18:25,280 --> 02:18:28,877
okay. And if that leads to, you know, us

2530
02:18:28,960 --> 02:18:31,757
building a better world that thrives and

2531
02:18:31,840 --> 02:18:34,237
survives for a very long time after I'm

2532
02:18:34,320 --> 02:18:36,557
gone, that's great, too. I I just think

2533
02:18:36,640 --> 02:18:39,837
you got to try to wait.

2534
02:18:39,920 --> 02:18:42,237
>> Here's the other part. It sounds like

2535
02:18:42,320 --> 02:18:47,117
he's saying if it lead that the second
hope is it leads to a great [laughter]

2536
02:18:47,200 --> 02:18:51,117
world. >> Yeah. >> But if it leads
to the end times, >> that's okay, too.

2537
02:18:51,200 --> 02:18:55,917
>> You know, us building a better world
that thrives. And if that leads to the

2538
02:18:56,000 --> 02:19:01,037
end times, okay, >> not okay. >> Yeah.
What are you saying? If that leads

2539
02:19:01,120 --> 02:19:03,117
to the end times, okay, >> not great.

2540
02:19:03,200 --> 02:19:07,037
>> That's not okay. And if it doesn't lead
to the end times and everybody lives a

2541
02:19:07,120 --> 02:19:08,557
great life, well, that's great, too.

2542
02:19:08,640 --> 02:19:10,717
>> That's That'd be just fine.

2543
02:19:10,800 --> 02:19:12,797
>> That doesn't seem like the optimum

2544
02:19:12,880 --> 02:19:15,437
perspective, which is even like you

2545
02:19:15,520 --> 02:19:17,997
should reverse those two. And the goal

2546
02:19:18,080 --> 02:19:22,637
is not end times. The goal is make
a beautiful world for all of us

2547
02:19:22,720 --> 02:19:26,957
>> where people thrive and everybody's
happy >> and leave the end out.

2548
02:19:27,040 --> 02:19:28,477
>> That's the problem
with religious people

2549
02:19:28,560 --> 02:19:33,117
that are convinced that they there's
a a set of events that are have been

2550
02:19:33,200 --> 02:19:35,757
predicted. >> You think
he's a religious person?

2551
02:19:35,840 --> 02:19:37,757
>> You think he's a fake religious person?

2552
02:19:37,840 --> 02:19:39,757
>> Vance. >> Yeah. >> JD Vance.

2553
02:19:39,840 --> 02:19:43,357
>> He's a Catholic.
He's very religious. He wrote a book

2554
02:19:43,440 --> 02:19:45,437
about um what was his book? Communion.

2555
02:19:45,520 --> 02:19:47,277
>> That's what that one
was called. He's pitching.

2556
02:19:47,360 --> 02:19:49,277
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I wrote a book about

2557
02:19:49,360 --> 02:19:52,557
his, you know, spiritual journey.

2558
02:19:52,640 --> 02:19:54,637
>> Oh, I didn't. I saw the other movie.

2559
02:19:54,720 --> 02:19:57,357
>> Yeah. I mean, that's why it Communion,
the other one that I know. I brought

2560
02:19:57,440 --> 02:20:00,077
that up when he was on the podcast.
I like, you know, you wrote a book about a

2561
02:20:00,160 --> 02:20:05,037
guy who got abducted by aliens.
That's the same book title. That's Whitley

2562
02:20:05,120 --> 02:20:07,757
Striber's book, Communion. >> Oh [__]

2563
02:20:07,840 --> 02:20:10,877
>> There's a famous movie with um Who's in

2564
02:20:10,960 --> 02:20:14,920
the Who's in Communion?

2565
02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:20,157
>> God damn I don't think I want to say
someone but I don't think it's right.

2566
02:20:20,240 --> 02:20:23,997
>> 1989. >> Uh I just knew about Hillbilly

2567
02:20:24,080 --> 02:20:25,517
>> Christopher Walkin. That's right.

2568
02:20:25,600 --> 02:20:28,077
>> I just knew about Hillbilly
Elegy or whatever the [__]

2569
02:20:28,160 --> 02:20:31,357
>> Yeah, that was his first book and his
new one is Communion. But there was a

2570
02:20:31,440 --> 02:20:35,357
book called Communion by this guy
Whitley Striber who had been abducted by

2571
02:20:35,440 --> 02:20:37,597
aliens allegedly.
>> About the name changes.

2572
02:20:37,680 --> 02:20:41,657
>> What is that?
>> He's changed his name like four times.

2573
02:20:41,740 --> 02:20:44,077
[laughter] >> What? >> Yeah.

2574
02:20:44,160 --> 02:20:46,477
>> Wait a minute. Okay. James Donald

2575
02:20:46,560 --> 02:20:50,157
Bowman, his birth name, um, James David

2576
02:20:50,240 --> 02:20:54,317
Hamill, the name given to him after his
mother married her third husband. Oh,

2577
02:20:54,400 --> 02:20:56,317
well, that's understandable.
>> Yeah, but he changed it when he was in

2578
02:20:56,400 --> 02:20:57,437
high school, I think, for that one.

2579
02:20:57,520 --> 02:20:59,677
>> Uh, who? But he adopted him. He went by

2580
02:20:59,760 --> 02:21:01,997
JD Hamill through high school. That

2581
02:21:02,080 --> 02:21:04,717
makes sense. James David Vance, the name

2582
02:21:04,800 --> 02:21:07,517
he adopted in 2013 before graduating

2583
02:21:07,600 --> 02:21:09,837
from law school, changing his name to

2584
02:21:09,920 --> 02:21:11,837
Vance to honor his maternal

2585
02:21:11,920 --> 02:21:15,597
grandparents, Mama and Pawpa, who helped

2586
02:21:15,680 --> 02:21:17,517
raise him. Well, there's a logic behind

2587
02:21:17,600 --> 02:21:23,197
it at least. It's not like he's like
ducking taxes or something, right?

2588
02:21:23,280 --> 02:21:25,837
>> Maybe. I'm not saying that's why he did
it, but how many people do you know have

2589
02:21:25,920 --> 02:21:29,837
changed their name like that? >> Not many
>> frequently. At least more than once.

2590
02:21:29,920 --> 02:21:32,477
>> That is odd. He did it three times.

2591
02:21:32,560 --> 02:21:35,917
>> Four. >> I wonder if you're trying
to reinvent yourself. Why do you do that?

2592
02:21:36,000 --> 02:21:38,397
>> I don't know. >> I don't know.
I don't like the end times talk.

2593
02:21:38,480 --> 02:21:42,477
>> I don't trust him. >> I don't like that
talk. That kind of talk is crazy talk.

2594
02:21:42,560 --> 02:21:46,237
>> Yeah. >> Like if it's
end end times okay. No.

2595
02:21:46,320 --> 02:21:49,597
>> Jamie said it best.
>> Not Not good. Not >> not okay.

2596
02:21:49,680 --> 02:21:51,757
>> That's not okay. >> That's not okay.

2597
02:21:51,840 --> 02:21:54,717
>> No. That that spooks me out. Is that's

2598
02:21:54,800 --> 02:21:57,437
like I understand why people are

2599
02:21:57,520 --> 02:21:59,837
attracted by religion. I understand it

2600
02:21:59,920 --> 02:22:03,037
from like giving you a moral framework

2601
02:22:03,120 --> 02:22:05,197
and an ethical frame. I get that. But

2602
02:22:05,280 --> 02:22:10,397
when people think that they absolutely
know what the interpretations are and

2603
02:22:10,480 --> 02:22:12,957
absolutely know what's
going to happen and they have

2604
02:22:13,040 --> 02:22:16,957
>> and I'll absolutely quit listening
to them talk if they if that's what they

2605
02:22:17,040 --> 02:22:19,117
come at me with. I know and you don't

2606
02:22:19,200 --> 02:22:22,477
know. I'm like, well, my my uncle was a

2607
02:22:22,560 --> 02:22:24,317
Baptist preacher, so I grew up in the

2608
02:22:24,400 --> 02:22:27,037
church and was a really involved really

2609
02:22:27,120 --> 02:22:30,397
involved with every single aspect of the

2610
02:22:30,480 --> 02:22:32,077
Baptist church.

2611
02:22:32,160 --> 02:22:35,197
>> And uh I believed that my uncle was the

2612
02:22:35,280 --> 02:22:37,677
uh who you met uh he smelled like piss

2613
02:22:37,760 --> 02:22:42,957
and he was having problems,
but [laughter] he but he was my hero my

2614
02:22:43,040 --> 02:22:46,077
whole life cuz I thought he was the only
one that was telling me the you know the

2615
02:22:46,160 --> 02:22:48,877
truth. And then he ends up hitting
on my girlfriend. [laughter]

2616
02:22:48,960 --> 02:22:53,307
He was an animal.
>> He was He asked her to marry him.

2617
02:22:53,390 --> 02:22:55,997
[clears throat] He asked
Jeanie to marry him and

2618
02:22:56,080 --> 02:22:59,277
hilarious. She I I came home, they had
watched the show and then they came back

2619
02:22:59,360 --> 02:23:02,477
and I had another show to do. I came
back, nobody was in the living room. I

2620
02:23:02,560 --> 02:23:06,237
was at staying at the condo and and I
said, "How'd it go?" And he goes, "He

2621
02:23:06,320 --> 02:23:10,237
asked me to marry him." And I'm like,
"Was he was joking, right?" And I said,

2622
02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:12,557
"I'm in love with your nephew." And he

2623
02:23:12,640 --> 02:23:17,277
goes, "Did he ask you to marry him?"
I'm like, "Fuck, dude. Really?" I mean, I

2624
02:23:17,360 --> 02:23:19,357
never said >> Wasn't he really old then?

2625
02:23:19,440 --> 02:23:23,917
>> Yeah. Well, yeah, he's 90. >> 90. Yeah.
I think he's kind of not really all there.

2626
02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:27,837
>> No, no, he's not all there anymore,
but uh but but still, I I grew up in the

2627
02:23:27,920 --> 02:23:30,637
church and I understand
the the church, >> right?

2628
02:23:30,720 --> 02:23:35,517
>> And I understand what's good about
it and and uh and and yes, they were

2629
02:23:35,600 --> 02:23:40,077
teaching a good way of life, you know,
to to be honest and you know, all those

2630
02:23:40,160 --> 02:23:43,517
things that you should be and you should
follow those ten commandments anyway.

2631
02:23:43,600 --> 02:23:46,877
you know, they're all good except for one
of them or something. I don't know,

2632
02:23:46,960 --> 02:23:50,717
one of them I don't like, but I
can't remember which one it was. But

2633
02:23:50,800 --> 02:23:53,677
um but anyway, [clears throat]

2634
02:23:53,760 --> 02:23:57,917
uh I came away from the whole thing with

2635
02:23:58,000 --> 02:24:02,397
that. I'm like, how do I know?
You know, my family, we never talked about

2636
02:24:02,480 --> 02:24:04,877
politics that much. We were little town

2637
02:24:04,960 --> 02:24:09,677
up in the panhandle and they were all
Baptist or Church of Christ and even

2638
02:24:09,760 --> 02:24:13,197
they didn't agree with each other. And
the Church of Christ is kind of a Texas

2639
02:24:13,280 --> 02:24:16,637
religion. It came started
here and Oh, really? Yeah.

2640
02:24:16,720 --> 02:24:18,637
>> And uh so very small,
but my grandmother

2641
02:24:18,720 --> 02:24:23,837
was that. And uh so, you know, she'd go
around picking up all the little ladies

2642
02:24:23,920 --> 02:24:25,277
and go to this little church and she

2643
02:24:25,360 --> 02:24:28,077
spoke in tongues every Sunday morning.

2644
02:24:28,160 --> 02:24:32,877
She would stand up and and I
was sitting right next to her and

2645
02:24:32,960 --> 02:24:36,877
embarrassed me every single time. And
then the preacher's wife would stand up

2646
02:24:36,960 --> 02:24:40,077
and interpret because she had
the gift of interpretation.

2647
02:24:40,160 --> 02:24:44,797
>> [laughter] >> That's one of the gifts.
And it was always a fundraising thing,

2648
02:24:44,880 --> 02:24:48,957
>> you know, it was always the the Lord
telling you to go deep into your wallet

2649
02:24:49,040 --> 02:24:52,237
and >> Oh, how convenient. >> Yeah. Yeah.

2650
02:24:52,320 --> 02:24:56,157
>> Did you ever see um the fab what is
the gemstones? Fabulous gemstones. What is

2651
02:24:56,240 --> 02:24:58,317
this called? Righteous.
Rightous gemstones.

2652
02:24:58,400 --> 02:24:59,917
>> The funniest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

2653
02:25:00,000 --> 02:25:03,037
>> Damn, that's a good show.
>> Oh, it is so rich, man. I just can't

2654
02:25:03,120 --> 02:25:05,197
wait for another [__] season of that.

2655
02:25:05,280 --> 02:25:09,197
>> That show is [__] phenomenal. And
that's that that's a real I mean that's

2656
02:25:09,280 --> 02:25:12,797
where Kenisonson started. You know
Kenisonson was one of those revival tent

2657
02:25:12,880 --> 02:25:15,277
revival preachers, >> right? >> Yeah.

2658
02:25:15,360 --> 02:25:19,597
>> Yep. And I and you know what?
That's where I learned this art form was

2659
02:25:19,680 --> 02:25:21,597
watching my uncle preach. He was very

2660
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:24,717
funny and uh always getting a laugh on

2661
02:25:24,800 --> 02:25:27,677
stage saving souls every [__] week.

2662
02:25:27,760 --> 02:25:30,957
And I thought it was the greatest thing
ever. But he was a great ortor, you

2663
02:25:31,040 --> 02:25:35,997
know, really really good. And uh and I
know that's where I learned I want to be

2664
02:25:36,080 --> 02:25:39,597
that guy on st. But I just don't want
to have a religious message, you know? I

2665
02:25:39,680 --> 02:25:41,197
want to be able to tell some dick jokes.

2666
02:25:41,280 --> 02:25:44,237
And uh but that's where I got it.
I know. And that's where Chris Rock got

2667
02:25:44,320 --> 02:25:47,997
his, too. You know, his dad was her
uncle or something was a preacher,

2668
02:25:48,080 --> 02:25:51,197
right? And pretty common.
>> A really good preacher is a really good

2669
02:25:51,280 --> 02:25:53,597
orator. There's people that are
good at it. And there's people

2670
02:25:53,680 --> 02:25:57,597
>> Larry Larry the Cable Guy.
His his dad was a preacher.

2671
02:25:57,680 --> 02:25:59,357
>> Makes sense. >> And a pig farmer.

2672
02:25:59,440 --> 02:26:02,397
>> Wow. >> That adds up
to Larry the Cable Guy. if

2673
02:26:02,480 --> 02:26:07,597
that makes sense. It's it's just it's
a real problem when people pretend they

2674
02:26:07,680 --> 02:26:10,877
have the answers because people want
to believe that they do. They really want

2675
02:26:10,960 --> 02:26:15,277
to believe this person knows. >> Well,
when someone tells you you have to

2676
02:26:15,360 --> 02:26:20,077
do this or you're going to burn in hell
forever, like >> are you [__] sure?

2677
02:26:20,160 --> 02:26:20,637
>> Yeah.

2678
02:26:20,720 --> 02:26:22,397
>> Really? [laughter] If you thought you

2679
02:26:22,480 --> 02:26:27,437
How do you know? Like based on what?

2680
02:26:27,520 --> 02:26:31,517
I have no idea. But I'm glad it's there
and I'm glad people are tied to it and

2681
02:26:31,600 --> 02:26:33,677
uh you know I don't want to I don't care

2682
02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:38,717
about I don't bust on anybody's faith
because I don't believe that. [gasps]

2683
02:26:38,800 --> 02:26:42,557
>> It doesn't mean that you that doesn't
mean I'm right. You know I've been wrong

2684
02:26:42,640 --> 02:26:45,997
about so many [__] things.
I might be wrong about all of it. But

2685
02:26:46,080 --> 02:26:48,957
>> the problem was when someone believes
something but then wants to force other

2686
02:26:49,040 --> 02:26:53,117
people to believe it too. And that's
uh that's an age-old problem with human

2687
02:26:53,200 --> 02:26:57,117
beings. >> That's a real issue.

2688
02:26:57,200 --> 02:27:00,477
All right, Ron, let's get the [__] out
of here. We got a show to do tonight.

2689
02:27:00,560 --> 02:27:05,677
Let's go. >> Let's go do it, man. Uh
I'll be there at uh 7 o'clock or whatever.

2690
02:27:05,760 --> 02:27:06,317
>> Yes, sir.

2691
02:27:06,400 --> 02:27:10,557
>> And uh and then I
and then I'm closing u

2692
02:27:10,640 --> 02:27:14,477
Thursday night. Both shows to get
ready for these shows in Florida.

2693
02:27:14,560 --> 02:27:18,397
>> Nice. >> Can you look up my dates
in Florida real quick so I see which one's

2694
02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:21,437
>> He's already got it. tateralad.com.

2695
02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:24,957
>> Yeah, there we go.
>> Dayton Beach. Uh Jacksonville on the

2696
02:27:25,040 --> 02:27:30,557
11th. Dayton Beach on the 12th, Sarasota
on the 13th. All throughout Texas.

2697
02:27:30,640 --> 02:27:33,517
>> Yeah. Grand Prairie.
That's the anniversary date right there.

2698
02:27:33,600 --> 02:27:37,517
>> September 18th. >> Yeah.
>> 40 years. That's going to be fun.

2699
02:27:37,600 --> 02:27:38,877
>> It's going to be a lot of fun.

2700
02:27:38,960 --> 02:27:43,277
>> Tat Salad.com. Cosmopolitan. How's that
Cosmopol? I heard the Cosmopolitan base

2701
02:27:43,360 --> 02:27:47,437
in Vegas is very nice.
>> [__] yeah. Great. 2,300 seater.

2702
02:27:47,520 --> 02:27:49,837
>> So, 1,000 seats bigger than the the one

2703
02:27:49,920 --> 02:27:55,037
I played at the Mirage. >> Nice.
And uh I stay in the uh mansion

2704
02:27:55,120 --> 02:27:57,997
over at the MGM Grand.
That's pretty sweet living over there.

2705
02:27:58,080 --> 02:28:00,797
>> Look at you playing golf.
>> Playing at go.

2706
02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:02,077
>> Let's wrap this [__] up. All right.

2707
02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:04,637
Bye. Appreciate you, brother. >> Hey. Love
you, man. Thanks [music] for having me on.

2708
02:28:04,720 --> 02:28:11,130
>> Anytime. Bye, brother. [music]