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and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Oh wait, wrong song.

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I see you when you're sleeping.

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I know when you're awake.

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*laughs* It's just me, Yuki.

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You know, the space
assassin with all the ass.

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I hope you're all having
a lovely holiday season this year.

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Should be a safe one. Now that I've got
this big red son of a bitch in my brig,

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I caught him flying around this planet
with coordinates to billions of households

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in a payload prepared for each. And a list
of friendly and unfriendly targets stuffed

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in his pocket, too. Federation's
been looking for him for centuries.

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They want him for burglary,
slave labor, tax evasion, and...

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Ugh. public indecency.

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God damn it, Santa Claus, you dirty dog.

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Huh. Says here he's also wanted for the
mass genocide of the Martian population.

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Hmm. who'd have thunk? anyway, don't worry
his naughty list is nice and safe with me

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I wouldn't dream of having a peek.

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*sniff*

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Yeah, actually I did. And baby,
you've been so very, very naughty.

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And you know what? It's my turn
to stuff the stocking tonight.

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Happy Sentience Day, kiddies.

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And from everyone at Sadistic
Dreamer Productions.

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including Sadistic himself.

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Have a wonderful day. New Year.

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you

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Thank you.

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Thank you.